In a shocking turn of events, Juventus has decided that their latest head coach, Thiago Motta, was less of a strategic genius and more of a ‘one-season wonder.’ After a brief spell that can best be described as 'brief but underwhelming,' the club has handed over the reins to former coach Igor Tudor, who is reportedly being summoned from his self-imposed exile in an effort to revive the fortunes of the beleaguered team. Motta, who was appointed just at the beginning of the season and signed a contract until June 2027, appeared to have all the makings of the ‘next big thing’—that is until the big thing turned into a big bust. His final match, a humiliating 3-0 loss to Fiorentina, saw more fans storming out than there were goals from Juventus, leading one disgruntled supporter to declare, “I’ve seen more talent in my toddler’s finger-painting.” This dramatic shift in coaching should come as no surprise, especially given that Motta’s time at the club was punctuated by inspiring moments followed by catastrophically shortsighted tactics that perhaps only an advanced AI trained in reverse psychology could decipher. After all, who doesn’t love a five-match winning streak, followed promptly by a 4-0 defeat at home? Talk about a rollercoaster ride—if only the fans weren’t left feeling nauseous. In a desperate bid for redemption, the club’s management has turned their attention back to Tudor, a figure who seems to possess nearly magical abilities—he can turn draw into defeat and back again with a mere flick of his tactics! Plus, his beard alone may intimidate opposing players into submission. Critics are already buzzing about Tudor’s ability to invoke the spirit of ‘seasoned mediocrity’ which has historically dominated Serie A. “Sometimes you just need to go back to what you know,” one top executive was overheard mumbling while perusing a dusty archive of past coaches. “It’s all about familiarity and fleeting hope mixed with a sprinkle of chaos. Tudor checks all those boxes.” As Juventus prepares to kick off the Tudor era, players have been seen adjusting their cleats in anticipation of a long and grueling road ahead filled with both spectacular wins and back-breaking losses, but hey, at least they'll have a coach with a history of turning the tides in inexplicable ways. In the end, the club hopes to exploit the age-old wisdom that goes: If at first you don’t succeed, just hire a coach who once succeeded and pray for the best. After all, that’s how legends are born—or at least how seasons play out before the next coaching carousel begins.