RECESS IS IN SESSION! Trump Faces 'Naughty Step' For Social Media Hissy Fit In the ongoing saga of "Who's been a naughty boy?"; the swatted hand this week reached out for duck-face enthusiast and former president, Donald J. Trump. The infamous ex-Capitol dweller, perpetually tethered to social networking like a moth to the digital sphere, found himself embroiled in a social media kerfuffle on Truth Social, his very own virtual playground. Refusing to play nicely in the sandbox, Trump launched a childish tirade against Judge Penn's clerk, Allison Greenfield, prompting a swift timeout from the judge on Tuesday. Through a chucklesome social media post, He Who Must Not Be President Anymore craftily shared an image of Ms. Greenfield hobnobbing with Democrat bigwig, Senator Chuck Schumer. The post, a perfectly kindergarten-esque attempt to chant, "I know what you did last summer," was swiftly yanked from the site like a rug from under a fumbling unicycle rider. Yet, it stood long enough - much like an ill-thought-out tweet fired off at an ungodly hour - to incite the wrath of Judge Penn. "Mr. Trump," the judge reportedly said, peering sternly over her glasses, "this courtroom is no place for your playground antics. If you can't play fair, then perhaps you need a timeout." Faced with such a stern scolding, one might expect a blushing retreat or perhaps a mumbled excuse. But the eyes of Trump, infamous for never backing down from a Twitter spat or a finger-pointing showdown, only sparkled with further mischief. Like a mischievous schoolyard scamp caught pulling a girl's pigtail, Trump's comedic approach to serious business has once again turned a civil fraud trial into a Capitol Hill episode of Punk'd. The only question remaining is, who precisely is getting punk'd here? While his digital timeout continues, the world awaits with bated breath what other gems of juvenile japes Trump might offer next. Who knows? Maybe he'll accuse the judge's pet pooch of secretly plotting with the Democrats next! Or maybe, just maybe, he'll finally decide to grow up... Nah, who are we kidding?