In an unexpected twist straight out of a political drama, President Joe Biden unveiled an unprecedented exit strategy from his administration's legal entanglements: a presidential pardon for his son, Hunter Biden, who recently learned that "family first" doesn't just apply to Thanksgiving dinner. The announcement, made late Sunday night, was just the latest chapter in an ongoing saga of high-profile legal woes for the Bidens. "Today, I signed a pardon for my son Hunter," Biden proclaimed, seemingly channeling his inner superhero while waving a metaphorical 'Get Out of Jail Free' card. "From the day I took office, I said I would not interfere with the Justice Department's work—unless, of course, it’s my son we’re talking about!" Experts are divided on whether the pardon is a brilliant strategy or just a desperate move by a father trying to get his son out of some serious jam. Political analysts have pointed out that this could lead to a new trend in American politics: "The Family Pardon." Why face legal consequences when you can have your loved ones swoop in like superheroes from the family tree? In an exclusive interview with a fictional network called "Biden Broadcasting Network," a close aide to the president remarked, "This effectively allows Hunter to skip the court hearings and jump right to brunch with Dad." A GOP spokesperson was overheard muttering something about “presidential privilege” and “pardon power abuse,” but their words were drowned out by the sound of Biden’s approval ratings skyrocketing among the “Dads Who Will Do Anything for Their Sons” demographic. Social media exploded with reactions ranging from "Is there a family reunion coming?" to "Are we getting pardons on Black Friday now?" Memes depicting the Bidens playing Monopoly and Hunter landing on "Go to Jail" while Biden plays the ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ card proliferated overnight. Critics argue that the pardon sends a troubling signal about the justice system's equality, while supporters cheer the move as a testament to a father's love. "If I had a son who faced similar charges, I’d probably do the same—especially if I had the presidential authority to make it happen," one enthusiastic supporter exclaimed at a local diner. "You know what they say: families stick together!” However, the broader implications of this decision remain to be seen. Will other politicians start to prioritize their family’s legal issues over pressing national matters? Will we soon see a game show where future presidents face off to win pardons for their loved ones? Stay tuned as we follow this peculiar intersection of love, law, and a litany of new political ethics debates.