In a stunning turn of events that has left college football fans scratching their heads while cranking up their Netflix subscriptions, Kansas football has officially made the bold decision to promote Jim Zebrowski from his cozy co-offensive coordinator position to the coveted title of "Big Cheese" – otherwise known as the head honcho of all things offensive. "Look, we just couldn't resist the allure of giving Zebrowski a title that sounds like it belongs on a pizza menu," stated Kansas head coach Lance Leipold while dramatically gesturing toward a generic whiteboard filled with vague Xs and Os. "Jim has been our co-offensive coordinator for years. So how hard could it be to just hand him all the power? I mean, what's the worst that could happen?" The announcement came on a thrilling Saturday that fans will likely remember as the turning point in Kansas football history, or as the day they ran out of nachos at the stadium – the verdict is still out. Zebrowski has been associated with some football magic in his decade-long partnership with Leipold, a relationship built on a solid foundation of trick plays and mutual admiration, with the latter often compared to a buddy cop movie where no one seems to know who the actual law is. Fans, however, are left wondering what this appointment means for the Jayhawks’ offense, which has been described as "an indecipherable puzzle made by a toddler with a crayon" during the previous season. Zebrowski, often found scribbling incomprehensible strategy notes on napkins, will now bear the full weight of transforming the offense into something that resembles actual football. "We're really optimistic about Jim's innovative approach," said Leipold, while quietly glancing at a storage closet filled with obsolete football schemes. "He's really good at making up plays on the fly, especially when the defense is not paying attention." Sources close to the program claimed that Zebrowski frequently consulted high school Wikipedia pages for inspiration, employing strategies from the youth football leagues involving candy bar bribery and reverse psychology. In his first official move as "Big Cheese," Zebrowski announced plans to revamp the team's entire playbook using a unique blend of TikTok dance moves and emojis. "We want the kids, I mean players, to really feel the game," he proclaimed. "Football should be fun, like trying to figure out if that TikTok you just saw was a dance or a new sideline concept." Reaction from players on the team has been mixed. While some have expressed high hopes for a season filled with spicy memes and viral plays, others simply smiled and nodded, hoping their coach's optimism won't lead to impractical game day confusion. In a stunning plot twist, former offensive coordinator Jeff Grimes was last seen debating whether to coach middle school basketball or start a podcast about the philosophical underpinnings of second-string quarterbacks. As Kansas football gears up for what can only be described as either a thrilling comeback or a baseless chaos fest, one thing is clear: they’re taking the field with a plan, a dream, and potentially the weirdest playbook in all of college football history. Jim Zebrowski, "Big Cheese" and current subject of a meme debate among fans, is ready to lead the Jayhawks into uncharted territory. Or, you know, whatever plays they can remember from TikTok.