In a shocking twist of fate, the music world was dealt a heavy blow Thursday as Jill Sobule, the celebrated singer-songwriter of "I Kissed a Girl" fame, perished in a house fire. Sources say the tragedy was likely ignited by her rigorous rehearsals for a new single titled "I'm Not Done Yet!" which was rumored to be a fiery farewell party for her fans. Eyewitnesses report hearing what sounded like “the most outrageous key change ever” followed by a brilliant flash of light. Local authorities are treating the incident as an accidental ignition of artistic passion, though fans speculate it might have been a spontaneous combustion of her wit and wisdom. Sobule's publicist, David Elkin, confirmed the news with the subtlety of a power chord, stating, “What can I say? She really knew how to hit the high notes in life, but alas, this was a climactic end we didn’t see coming.” Survivors of her performances echoed the sentiment, saying that the only thing more fiery than her music was her indomitable spirit. Meanwhile, her manager, John Porter, released a statement saying, "Jill Sobule was a force of nature and human rights advocate whose music is woven into our culture, much like a catchy refrain that refuses to leave your head." Porter is reportedly organizing a memorial concert featuring holograms of Sobule performing live with a projected fireworks display, though some are questioning how they plan to avoid another fire hazard. In a bid to honor her legacy and outrageous sense of humor, fans are encouraged to light a candle in her memory—preferably one that’s battery-operated to avoid any further flare-ups. Ironically, Sobule's last recorded vocals were for a song titled "Let It Glow," a tribute to Fire Safety Awareness month, which she had passionately penned as part of her ongoing efforts to promote safety in the arts. While the exact cause of the fire remains a mystery, some speculate it was an impromptu blaze ignited by the sheer spark of her iconic song “I Kissed a Girl,” leading to a national discussion over the responsibilities of lyrics igniting metaphorical and literal fires. In true Sobule fashion, word has it that she left behind a notes file titled "Last Laughs," filled with cheeky lyrics and quips about her untimely demise, featuring gems like "Who knew my retirement concert would be a real hot ticket?" As the music world mourns and celebrates her life, one thing is certain: Jill Sobule’s final act wasn't just another ballad; it was a grand exit, blazing with courage and creativity, reminding us that sometimes the best way to go out is with a bang!