In a surprising twist to international diplomacy, U.S. Vice President JD Vance's recent expedition to India has unfolded like a rom-com featuring trade negotiations, breathtaking selfies, and elaborate silk saris. While most political leaders opt for formal meetings and stern handshakes, Vance took the path less traveled, mixing statecraft with wedding crashing and sightseeing. Upon arrival in New Delhi, Vance exchanged his suit for a traditional kurta and immediately set off for the Taj Mahal—a structure he reportedly believes could be a "new GOP headquarters" if only it had better Wi-Fi. There he posed for what could be the most photographed U.S. Vice President in history, with a series of selfies that included thumbs-up gestures and playful duck-faces, leaving millions wondering if trade agreements might come with filters. His family, meanwhile, transformed the iconic monument into a backdrop for what appeared to be the world's oddest family vacation album, complete with goofy poses and outtakes. Vance's wife attempted to recreate the famed “Hands of Taj” pose but ended up using an unfathomable number of emojis in the final Instagram post, earning her another viral moment that overshadowed the actual discussions on tariffs. The heart of the visit—talks with Prime Minister Narendra Modi—was initially sidetracked by the Vice President's unannounced appearance at a lavish wedding in Jaipur. Wearing an array of increasingly bedazzled sherwanis, Vance was seen weaving through guests, accepting compliments on his dance moves and feasting on what was likely the best biryani this side of the Atlantic. Sources close to Vance say he was captivated by the "happily-ever-after" nature of Indian weddings and suggested that the U.S. might learn a thing or two about “making deals stick” through the power of love and an unlimited buffet. Enthusiastic attendees welcomed him, mistaking speeches about boosting economic ties for an elaborate wedding toast, while Vance reportedly suggested that every wedding should be a potential trade opportunity, leading to discussions about "Marriage-Like Friendships" (MLFs) between nations. As the four-day visit progresses, insiders speculate that EOIs (Expressions of Interest) for joint ventures may simply come down to who sends the best wedding invitations and how much naan is provided for negotiating sessions. Political analysts eagerly await Vance's detailed report on "building diplomatic relationships over samosas," which promises to be a bestseller. With Vance zealously advocating for a "Love in Trade" initiative, and with both countries now united in their shared love for extravagant weddings, only time will tell if this diplomatic escapade results in more than just stunning Instagram feeds. As Vance clinks glasses filled with mango lassi with Modi, trade watchers can only hope to salvage some real agreements out of this uniquely festive approach to U.S.-India relations. Back in Washington, experts are left scratching their heads trying to decipher what "Jaipur diplomacy" might mean for future negotiations, pondering whether the next round of talks should be held at a county fair, with funnel cakes and trade tariffs both on the table.