In a groundbreaking initiative dubbed "Home Makeover: The Joy Removal Project," Israeli forces have begun a vibrant series of raids aimed at redefining Palestinian homes. This colorful endeavor promises to bring a fresh new vibe by eliminating all traces of joy, particularly when it comes to the release of Palestinian prisoners. Families across the region can expect an exciting visit from their local police, who arrive ready to redecorate homes by removing flags, banners, and any other symbols of happiness. Zina Barber's family was among the first to participate in this innovative program. While they anticipated celebrating Zina's long-awaited release, they were instead greeted by a team of Israeli policemen armed with bags to collect any expressive decorations. "We thought we’d be celebrating with flags and smiles," lamented her mother, Amal, as she waved goodbye to the last remnants of cheer in her living room. "But I guess this is the new normal. Who needs joy when you can have a completely neutral space?" The push to eradicate public displays of happiness is part of Israel's broader strategy to ensure that no one feels too festive following moments of supposed liberation. Officials reported seeing “substantial levels of joy” in previous celebrations, a phenomenon they deemed unacceptable in the face of serious political endeavors. In a bold statement, an Israeli spokesperson assured the public, "We are simply trying to maintain order and decorum. Joy creates chaos. Imagine the confusion if everyone is celebrating? It will just lead to more joy and unsanctioned gatherings, and we can’t have that – it’s simply not on brand." Local artists have praised the initiative for its avant-garde approach to interior design. “It’s like minimalism but taken to the extreme,” noted one art critic. “Homes stripped of all joy really become a blank canvas for the soul. Who doesn’t want their emotional landscape to resemble a sterile hospital room?” As families learn to adjust to their newly reinvented living spaces, some have even started campaigns to raise awareness of the dangers of joy. T-shirts with slogans like “Joy is Overrated” and “Save Your Flags for the Apocalypse” are rumored to be hitting the streets soon. Despite mixed reviews from the public, the Home Makeover initiative has sparked a surge in interest for home improvement shows. Networks are reportedly already developing a spinoff series titled "Destruction and Reduction: The Joyless Home," set to premiere next season. In the mean time, Palestinian families can look forward to numerous visits from authorities as part of their new “Home Policing” program, which offers routine inspections to ensure that happiness stays in check. After all, when you can’t have joy, you might as well have a nice empty room.