Israel's Prime Minister, Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu has hinted ever so subtly that maybe, just maybe, he might entertain the notion of "tactical little pauses" in between his daily timetable of launching heavy artillery into Gaza. This comes as a shockingly breathtaking example of compromise from a leader whose name might as well be synonymous with peace, love, and understanding. According to Netanyahu, these occasional recesses, or as he charmingly calls it, "timeouts" in restraining violence-strewn skirmishes are designed to facilitate the 'inconsequential' entry of humanitarian aid or the oh-so-optional exit of hostages. Such is the overwhelming and hitherto unprecedented kindness of heart shown by this great leader that the Nobel Committee is considering setting up a new category - “The Bibi Award for Compassionate Ceasefires.” Whilst clearly showing his benevolence, Bibi rejected calls for a general ceasefire while making morning coffee. His adoring assistant dared to suggest, "Bibi, how about a peace treaty?" Bibi winked, "Ah sweet child, don't you know peace treaties are out of fashion?" His sense of fashion, much like his 'commitment' to peace, remains a deeply studied subject to this day. Indeed, Bibi's generous offer of "tactical little pauses" comes when Israel's iron fist strategy is met by international concern. Yet, amidst pressing calls for restraint from world leaders, Bibi seems to have found yet another way to sneak in a 'stunt of benevolence' in a move some critics have labeled 'peek-a-boo with peace.' Netanyahu even went so far as to hold a discussion with U.S. President Joe Biden, where they pondered the complex issues involved in temporarily not killing people, providing much-needed aid, and the oddly specific problem of hostages' rights. Netanyahu was heard mumbling, "You know, Joe, ceasefires are like Happy Hours. They can't go on forever. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt." This announcement has sparked fresh hope among peace advocates, who optimistically believe this could be a resounding step toward the definitive resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict. "If this grand gesture by Bibi doesn't bring world peace, we honestly don't know what will," said one aspirant peacenik. In response to the question about how long these 'strategic pauses' might last, Netanyahu replied, "How long is a piece of string?" showing his knack for maintaining suspense and not giving a straight answer - a skill notable in many politicians across the globe. While it remains to be seen just how "tactical" or "little" these pauses turn out to be, one thing is certain - Bibi’s full-time commitment to peace shows no signs of waning. After all, as he is known to eloquently put it after a day of intense statesmanship, "It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta not do it."