In a stunning display of football that can only be described as "pure magic" or perhaps "sheer luck," Crystal Palace has blazed into the FA Cup final, leaving Aston Villa scratching their heads, wondering if they had accidentally stumbled into a local park league match. The much-anticipated clash at Wembley featured the kind of excitement typically reserved for a toddler's birthday party, except with fewer cake crumbs and more goal celebrations. Ismaila Sarr, who apparently had a secret meeting with the Footballing Gods, graced the pitch with not one, but two "brilliant" goals, while Eberechi Eze decided he’d join in on the fun, adding a third goal and making the Villa defense look like they were playing in slow motion. With the ball practically begging to be scored, it appears Villa’s defenders were either too busy checking their phones or contemplating the meaning of life to notice. The match commenced with Palace supporters revving up their vocal cords, reminiscent of a high school pep rally, while the Aston Villa fans seemed to be suffering from acute confusion, as if they’d mistakenly arrived at the wrong game—the one where their team actually showed up to play. The atmosphere at Wembley was electric, with Palace fans dreaming of their first major trophy in 119 years, as if they were convinced the trophy was hidden under the seats. Eze expertly struck first with a right-footed shot that seemed to say, "Hello, Villa! This is what a real football team looks like!" The ball sailed in a magnificent arc, fooling Villa's keeper, who, in an uncharacteristic display of indecision, chose to do the "look but don't touch" approach. As the net rippled, Villa's players began to collectively question whether they were actually supposed to be defending the goal or if they had been misinformed about playing for a draw in a friendly match. Sarr’s first goal followed shortly after, showcasing an exquisite display of footwork that had Villa defenders flailing like fish out of water. His second seemed almost too easy, as if he was playing a game of dodgeball against a bunch of children who had forgotten their goggles. The few Villa fans left in attendance were left contemplating how many hot dogs they could consume before the final whistle blew. As the clock ticked down to full time, it was clear that Aston Villa had lost more than just a football match; they had lost their way, their sense of direction, and perhaps a little bit of their dignity. As for Crystal Palace, it was a glorious day of football, reminiscent of a fairy tale—one where the underdogs triumph, and the ‘giants’ stumble right into the side of a mountain. In the end, with a scoreline of 3-0, Crystal Palace danced into the final, while Aston Villa were left wondering if they had just been the worst players in an elaborate prank. By the looks of it, they might want to invest in a GPS for their next match.