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Technology / 8 months ago
Internet's Favorite Meme-Lord, Cheems, Logs Out Permanently After Final 'Paws with Pancreatic Cancer'
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Cheems, the internet's beloved meme-lord, tragically passes away after battling pancreatic cancer, leaving the online community heartbroken and united in tribute.
In a turn of events that has left the internet in a state of disbelief and heartbreak, Cheems, the Shiba Inu who took the world of memes by storm, has logged out one last time after a fierce battle with pancreatic cancer. In a world that usually lacks in unity, Facebook, Instagram, Reddit, and even Twitter agreed to hold a minute of silence, the first in social media history. All stopped scrolling, posting, and most importantly, trolling in a heartfelt tribute to Cheems, or Balltze as he is known in the non-meme world. Many a keyboard was bravely soldiered through the floods of tears following the announcement of Cheems' passing. The news was confirmed by his owners in a poignant message that read, "Ball Ball fell asleep on 8/18. He fell asleep Friday morning during his last thoracentesis surgery." The stoic 12-year-old canine spent his last few months teaching us all there was nothing meme-worthy about the fight against pancreatic cancer. During his final days, Cheems was often seen donning a sleek hospital gown and a look of determination, sparking the viral #FightLikeCheems movement among his global fanbase. In the face of his formidable health challenge, Cheems not only held the fort but endeavored to make chemo a viral trend. His owners revealed, "Originally, we'd intended to arrange chemotherapy for him." But despite their plans being thwarted, Cheems' spirit refused to be broken. To the end, he griped his famous catchphrase, "Swole Doge vs. Cheems" defiantly in the face of adversity. His departure has prompted an unprecedented outpouring of tributes. Flags around the world, particularly those on monitor screens, flew at half-mast. The Big Luo's never seemed so small without Cheems, and even the Doge himself was said to be inconsolable. In the meantime, the meme-loving netizens are finding a unique way to honor Cheems' contribution to memes and Internet culture. A petition to rechristen the Internet as "Cheemsternet" is now swirling on Reddit, showing the puppies' impact. When contaced for a comment on the issue, Internet said, "Every 'lol' and 'rofl' on me will always echo Cheems." Cheems, the true meme-lord, may have logged out, but he will live paw-ever in our hearts and hard drives. Rest in peace, little furry sensei. Your legacy will never be deleted from the cache of our memories.
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