In a shocking turn of events that could only be described as a plot twist worthy of a telenovela, Inter Miami has officially won the Supporters' Shield, claiming their rightful spot atop Major League Soccer after a nail-biting 3-2 victory over the Columbus Crew. Lionel Messi, the soccer superstar who seems to be part wizard, scored twice, while the ever-reliable Luis Suárez added the third goal. Who knew that all it took was to assemble an Avengers-level team of global icons to finally secure some silverware? Fans worldwide rejoiced when Messi's first goal danced through the net like it had a mind of its own. To mark the occasion, Inter Miami's players were seen high-fiving random crew members and calmly sipping espresso like they were in a European café, reveling in their newfound dominance. And let’s not forget the tension in the final minutes when Columbus Crew briefly thought they could mount a comeback. It turns out, though, that Messi and Suárez have other plans, which may or may not include a dramatic slow-motion jog into the sunset with the trophy. But wait—there's a catch! This marks Inter Miami's second piece of hardware since their inception in 2020, and the fanbase is still anxiously awaiting confirmation that the league won’t snatch away the trophy like a parent swiping candy from a child’s hand. Given the franchise’s penchant for collecting trophies and taking them home—only to be told they were a 'test run'—many die-hard fans were quipping about how the team might be allowed to keep it this time. “Maybe if we promise to treat it nicely and keep it off the top shelf,” one fan joked, referencing last year’s debacle when the trophy was accidentally left at a local karaoke bar. With this latest feat, the perennial underdogs are well on track to set an all-time points record—breaking the 73-point mark set by the New England Revolution, which is reminiscent of those relentless overachievers in school who not only did their assignments but also organized the class trip. Inter Miami now commands a whopping lead, reminding everyone in the league that with great power (and a large payroll) comes great responsibility…. and probably some extra pressure to not drop the trophy during the victory parade. While fans hold their collective breath, wondering if this trophy might actually stay in the Magic City, the club has boldly declared their goals for the rest of the season: remaining humble, not losing track of their good luck charms, and keeping track of where they store the trophy post-victory. "Seriously, we're not leaving it in the back of an Uber again," said an unnamed source close to the team's management. So, here's to Inter Miami and their newfound knack for winning titles! If they can keep winning, perhaps they can also learn how to securely display it right alongside their collection of gluten-free snacks and oversized sunglasses, proving once and for all that they can make a lasting mark in soccer history… and maybe, just maybe, keep the Supporters’ Shield out of the “lost and found” this time.