In a breath-taking and entirely unpredictable development, Indian government authorities have today made a statement about, drumroll, please…'something' in Delhi. Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen, readjust those monocles, the Indian government has, in a bid to spice up the monotonous routine of lockdowns and socio-political situations, made a ground-breaking revelation about 'something' in the Indian capital. The 'something' here is not 'nothing' but an actual 'something', thereby eliciting animated reactions from across the country. "The 'something' is truly indeed something!", exclaimed Pankaj Agrawal, a Delhite, his eyes welling with joy at the prospect of having something to talk about other than the weather and the current pandemic scenario. His neighbour, Mrs. Sharma, however, was on the edge, unsure of how to react. She muttered, "This 'something' is very ambiguous. I'm not sure whether to start packing or celebrate." Nationwide, reactions have been mixed, with states contemplating if they should consider making statements about their respective 'something'. Maharashtra is reportedly pondering about 'vada-pav' while Bengal has put forth 'rosogolla'. Even Bollywood couldn't resist and is rumored to have already signed Ranveer Singh for a biopic titled 'Something: The Untold Story.' In the parliament, the usually irate opposition seemed to have run out of counter-arguments. "We are currently contemplating our stance on the 'something'", said a befuddled opposition leader, adding, "We, evidently, have been caught off-guard!" We tried reaching out to the Government spokesperson for an explanation on this sudden revelation about 'something' in Delhi. In response, we received a cryptic message that read – "Watch this space, the 'something' will soon be unveiled!" – adding to the melodrama. Social media is awash with hashtags such as #DelhisSomething, #WhatistheSomething and the poetic #SomethingInTheAir. Some Twitterati even claimed that 'something' might be a reference to an alien landing or perhaps a time-travelling portal. Others hope it might refer to reducing petrol prices, significantly less probable than an alien invasion, but hope springs eternal. As of now, the citizens, politicians, and media are in a dizzying spin, deciphering and deliberating this monumental 'something'. Meanwhile, in the national capital, squirrels continue to nibble on nuts, birds sing their careless songs and the Yamuna flows indifferently. Only time will tell if this 'something' is a simple common noun or a life-altering cosmic secret. Until then, our mystified country waits with bated breath, eager to decode the intriguing drama of this Delhi-based 'something'. Happy speculating, India!