Idina Menzel: The Only Woman Whose Awards Outnumber Her Dates Let’s face it: when it comes to love and romance, some of us might find ourselves swiping left more times than receiving a bouquet of roses. But our darling Idina Menzel stands out as a literal trophy collector — so much so that if she were a Monopoly piece, she’d be the one that picks up all the hotels before anyone even lays down a single house. Yes, we’re talking about the only woman whose awards quite literally outnumber her dates — a feat that earns her a gold star in both the performing arts and the whispered confessions of anyone lamenting their own romantic misadventures. Idina Menzel is the acclaimed star of musicals and Disney movies. She’s "defying gravity" — and that’s not just a reference to her hit song from *Wicked*, but also a nod to the way she’s managed to outpace romantic prospects like a star running away from the adoring fans at the stage door. With an impressive resume that boasts Tony Awards and Grammy Awards aplenty, it seems she's more interested in receiving accolades than Instagram likes. Picture this: Menzel at her next awards ceremony, surveying the room filled with golden statuettes, and thinking, “These trophies are better company than any bad date I've endured.” Believe me, one can only imagine her thoughts while scrolling through dating apps. “Ooh, this guy likes hiking and dogs. But wait! I've got two Tonys for *Wicked* and an Olivier Award! Sorry, Dave, I’m kinda busy working on my next acceptance speech.” It's easy to envision her swiping left on a muscular dude with an extensive outdoors resume, fiercely declaring, “But Dave, darling, can you hit those high notes? What about a five-octave range? Didn’t think so!” And let’s talk statistics. The current count of her major awards runs deep into the double digits, while her dates? We can perhaps count those on one hand. If she were in a reality show, it would probably be called *The Bachelorette: Musical Edition*, where suitors have to audition for her approval with show tunes. Imagine some poor soul belting “I Dreamed a Dream” from *Les Misérables*, hoping to get a rose, but instead, he receives a curt, “You missed the note, buddy. Next!” Her calendar is filled with more award shows than dates. With a career spanning decades, Menzel is likely double-booking her evenings: one for a concert out of town, and another for yet another award show where she could snag another shiny piece of metal to add to her overflowing trophy case. Her family must have a special room in their home just for the awards — because let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to outshine that dreary home improvement project with gold-plated recognition? Menzel’s mission to collect accolades is commendable, yet a tad concerning. If awards were estimates of worth, poor Idina's romantic prospects might qualify as the world’s shortest currency exchange! Meanwhile, suitors are crushed under the weight of her extensive accolades—where can one even begin to compete with a Broadway star who's scored a Billboard hit? It’s like auditioning for a role in a play while simultaneously trying to impress Shakespeare himself. So, to conclude, we applaud Idina Menzel for her dazzling performances and unmatched talent. She might not have conquered the dating world yet, but between her soaring vocals and an award cabinet that rivals the Smithsonian, her romantic escapades appear to take a backseat to the flurry of trophies that surround her. At this rate, she’ll surely have more awards than she could ever use in a game of musical chairs. After all, who needs a date when every corner of her life is a testament to success? Cheers to our queen of anthems, whose grand achievements far exceed any mundane dinner date!