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Sports / 8 months ago
Huskies Set to Crush Beavers' Dreams in Epic Pac-12 Do-or-Die Showdown
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Will the Huskies ruthlessly crush the dreams of the Beavers in this high-stakes Pac-12 showdown?
In a sporting event putting Godzilla versus Bambi to shame, the Huskies are set to take on the Beavers in a game foretelling events that put Nostradamus's renderings under suspicion. No horse soothsaying or squirrel whispering would staunch the ire of the Husky warpath. In this epic, Do-or-Die, Pac-12 showdown, the Huskies are poising to chew through the Beavers' dreams like a hot knife through butter. The Huskies, with their impressive record of annihilating opponent after opponent, their eyes set on the Pac-12 title, have left a trail of certainly humbler, if not physically tinier, school mascots in their wake. They stand atop the league standings, ferocious as a pit-bull scoffing anyone who dares to mess with them. Cowering in their shadow though, teeth rattling in the wind, is the dreamy-eyed No.6 Oregon. The Ducks have been waddling barefoot upon the hopes of a national championship – same as the Huskies - only for them to suffer a fiery plunge down to earth courtesy of Washington. The Ducks coyly admitting they're "only playing for fun" after that crushing defeat. Lurking behind this drama are Oregon State and Arizona - Both teams have experienced the cold brush of defeat twice already. Yet, for some utterly baffling reason that defies human wisdom, Oregon State has chosen to step into the designated victim's spot for this weekend's clash - waving a carrot in front of the powerhouse wolf known as Washington. If,* and we stress if,* Oregon State manages to beat Washington, the Ducks could potentially trump them to the Pac-12 championship. But let's be honest, they stand a better chance of finding an albino jackalope. Arizona, on the other hand, probably feeling left out, is still hanging on with two losses under their belts, which bizarrely seems to be a fashion trend for this year's Pac-12. As we all prepare our popcorns and brace for the underdog drama that would either gloriously flip the script or validate our grim predictions – we ask ourselves, will the Beavers' dreams turn into a beautiful fairy tale or a ruthless carnage at the hands of the Huskies? Either way, we are strapped in for a fun ride! Who's got teeth? The lovable, striped-tail Beavers or the nigh unstoppable, feral-eyed Huskies? Only time will show, folks. Only time.
posted 8 months ago

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Original title: No. 5 Washington looks to secure Pac-12 championship berth against No. 10 Oregon State

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