In a remarkable demonstration of holiday spirit—and questionable judgment—a stowaway was apprehended at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport on Christmas Eve, attempting to fly to paradise on Delta Air Lines’ newly launched “All-You-Can-Flee” program. Witnesses report that the unidentified individual was spotted crammed into an overhead bin, evidently hoping to make a seamless getaway from the winter weather. The stowaway's ambitions followed a series of recent escapades in unticketed travel. Just weeks earlier, an unauthorized jetsetter defied airport security and took an unexpected detour to Paris from JFK Airport, garnering more attention than a celebrity who picked the wrong outfit for a red carpet. Airlines have begun to suspect that travel enthusiasts may be mistaking their frequent flier programs for a new reality show: "Survivor: Airport Edition." According to Delta Air Lines officials, the cunning traveler was apprehended while Flight 487 was still taxiing for takeoff towards the sun-soaked beaches of Honolulu. “We’ve had some creative attempts lately, but this is a new level of commitment,” a bemused spokesperson for Delta said. “Next year, we might consider adding stowaway bingo to pass the time during layovers.” Witnesses on the plane expressed mixed emotions about the passionate stowaway. “I just wanted to enjoy my gingerbread latte in peace,” one passenger complained. “Instead, I had to sit next to a guy crammed into the bin like a bag of holiday ham. I didn’t even get a chance to film TikToks about my trip.” In response to the rising trend of desperate travelers attempting to beat the system, Delta is reportedly exploring a new ticket category: "Stowaway Safeguard,” which includes a complimentary snack and a stern warning about the dangers of cramped spaces. Meanwhile, airport security teams have been instructed to keep a close eye on all travelers aspiring to sneak away to sunny destinations. As the holiday season continues, one thing is for sure: if you’re going to risk it all for a free flight, at least bring a good book—or maybe just stick to the couch and a classic holiday movie.