In a shocking plot twist, investigative journalists have discovered that the TV show "Barry" was based on a true story, revealing that aspiring Hollywood actors are not only contributing to crime rates, but are just as efficient at killing as professional hitmen. When "Barry" first premiered on HBO, audiences laughed at the dark comedy featuring traumatized ex-marine Barry Berkman (played by Bill Hader), who begins a career in acting while maintaining his side hustle as a hitman. Little did viewers know that beneath the laughter, truth lay hidden. One such event reported in the news has uncanny similarities to the HBO series. Michael Manson, an unemployed actor, accidentally killed a gangster while rehearsing a scene from his upcoming play. Due to his increased skill in acting, Manson was able to convincingly pass the killing off as just another staging of his role. He later landed a gig as a hitman for one of LA’s notorious crime syndicates. Even more astonishing is that many married couples within the acting community secretly double up as contract-killing duos. These pairs have been nicknamed "Killing Ken and Barbie" by the local press. The police, however, admit that no charges have been brought up as the evidence supporting these claims is always suspiciously scarce. A local industry expert, Oscar Worthy, said in an interview, "The lines between reality and scripted acting have blurred, and this successful blend of careers in crime and acting has made some newcomers even more in-demand." Aspiring actors are now seeking out acting classes that teach their students the art of killing on-screen and off. This new trend has even created a niche industry for talent agencies specializing in "actor-hitmen" who, thanks to their specialized training, are regularly cast in violent dramas. Aspiring criminals are also leaning into the craze by studying acting to add finesse and depth to their illicit activities. The Sheriff of Hollywood, Carla Canon, stated, "Unfortunately, the town was always known for its crime, but now it seems we have added the 'Theater of Death' to our repertoire. We urge the population to stay vigilant and keep their distance from all actors just in case." The unexpected success of this underground partnership between Hollywood and criminals has already generated a rumored spinoff series, aptly named "Breaking Bard". In this Shakespearean crossover, a chronically unemployed actor forms a troupe of contract killers whose cover is a travelling theatre company.