In an earth-shattering revelation that has left the adventure-seeking populace buzzing with laughter and disbelief, local tourism officials in Nepal have announced a new guided tour package aptly titled “Get Lost in Nepal: A Guided Tour of Adventures & Accidental Yoga!” Travel agents across the world are now scrambling to sell tickets as the concept of deliberately losing oneself in the Himalayan wilderness catches fire. This revolutionary tour takes thrill-seeking vacationers on a guided journey of confusion, where getting lost is not just an accident—it’s an integral part of the experience! “Why just conquer the mountains when you can also conquer your sense of direction?” exclaimed the tour's enthusiastic creator, Purnima Wanderlust. Tourists can expect daily excursions that include trekking in the wrong direction, accidentally summiting the lesser-known “Mt. Where Am I?” mountain and, of course, the iconic “I Thought This Was the Trail to Base Camp” river rafting adventure. “Our guiding philosophy is simple: if you aren’t confused, are you even traveling?” Purnima declared with gusto, adjusting her oversized sunhat that appeared to have fallen into a smoothie blender. “The beauty of getting lost is that everyone is bound to stumble upon stunning views… or uninvited yak parties!” The “Accidental Yoga” component of the tour promises that participants will master the art of mindfulness, precisely by flailing in yoga poses while attempting to navigate while totally and utterly lost. Each session begins with guided meditations focused exclusively on the serenity of silently crying while surrounded by towering cliffs, which is considered the new wave of yoga practice. “It’s like traditional yoga, but with more existential dread!” declared Yogi Bob, who claimed he discovered this transformative philosophy after wandering off the beaten path during a hike last year—only to emerge through a neighbor's backyard. In a groundbreaking effort to keep travelers truly lost, the tour will feature limited cell service, an innovative strategy to reduce distractions. “Once you disconnect, the world, and your sense of time and space, really opens up!” said Purnima. “Forget about posting selfies atop Everest; how about posting a ‘Lost and Found’ ad for yourself instead?” The tour has been met with unexpected popularity and rapidly filling spots. Travel blogger, Sarah Stumble, enthused, “I went to Nepal expecting a pristine trekking experience, but instead, I found a wandershot-filled adventure where every direction is the wrong one. It's a metaphor for life!” While some critics worry that this could lead to an increase in tourists perilously lost amid Nepal's majestic landscapes, the tour’s organizers assure participants that a comprehensive “Absolutely Do Not Call This Number” support hotline will be available. Highlights include friendly locals who will chuckle appreciatively at tourists frantically waving GPS devices, and, if you're lucky, the occasional rescue llama ready to accompany you on your journey of unintentional enlightenment. In a final twist of irony, those who actually manage to go off course might just find themselves back in the town where they originally began the excursion—only five days late and starving for anything that isn’t freeze-dried food. So, if you’ve ever wanted to make profound life decisions while befuddled on the edge of a cliff, then book your spot on “Get Lost in Nepal” and prepare to unravel about as much as your sense of self during the exciting chaos of being gastronomically challenged, geographically disoriented, and remarkably enlightened—all at the same time!