In a stunning display of military camaraderie and culinary delight, General Syed Asim Munir, the Chief of Army Staff (COAS), traded his tactical briefs for a plate of festive samosas during a whirlwind Eid-ul-Fitr celebration in South Waziristan and Dera Ismail Khan. As the eager troops lined up for the traditional prayers, the General quipped, "Who needs rest when you have troops and samosas?" His insightful revelation sent waves of laughter and uncontained joy through the ranks, proving that even in times of military vigilance, a good snack can lift spirits higher than any drone strike. Following the prayers, the COAS took to mingling with his troops, spreading Eid greetings like confetti at a wedding. With a twinkle in his eye, he proclaimed, "Let us pray for Pakistan’s stability and prosperity, and for the samosas to remain crispy!" Troops chuckled as they momentarily forgot their rigorous training schedules and the tense geopolitical climate. The General’s surprise visit was reportedly fueled by his desire to forge bonds over food, persuading soldiers that they could sacrifice their tactical downtime for the sake of delicious treats. "If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge batata vadas too," one soldier was overheard saying as they prepared to dive into the hearty meal. As the festivities continued, General Munir was spotted initiating an impromptu samosa-eating contest among the officers, exclaiming, "Nothing says 'team spirit' like competing for who can hold the most while strategizing for peace!" The contest left many gasping for breath, both from laughter and the spice level of the samosas. Reluctantly breaking up the festive competition, the COAS turned serious for a moment, emphasizing, “Remember, we fight not just for our country but for family gatherings where samosas are aplenty!” His passionate declaration resonated deeply, inspiring new levels of morale amid the chaos. Critics have since speculated whether military strategy meetings would be replaced by gastronomic gatherings, with humorous chatter about the next potential operation being named “Mission: Curryous Delight.” As the sun set over the lawless regions of the Western Border, General Munir reassured the troops, “Stay alert and keep those whistleblowers close; because as long as we have samosas, we can conquer anything—even boredom.” With spirits high and stomachs full, the troops vowed to face whatever challenges lay ahead, fuelled by a mix of patriotism, loyalty, and a hearty supply of snacks.