Liam Payne’s “Good Buddy” Claims Innocence as Drama Unfolds in New Reality Show In a reality show twist that even the producers of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” would envy, Liam Payne’s pal Rogelio “Roger” Nores has made headlines this week by categorically denying any involvement in the pop star’s demise. The former One Direction heartthrob was found in a tragic state, and while fans mourn, Roger sees this as just another opportunity for publicity. In exclusive claims delivered from his native Buenos Aires—a city known for tango, steak, and apparently friends with questionable judgment—Roger insisted, “I did not abandon Liam! How dare you? I was off-screen! It’s called creative editing!” He further clarified that the police did not raid his home; rather, they simply showed up to admire his extensive collection of novelty T-shirts. Amidst a flurry of accusations and a rising number of sinister suspects, Argentine prosecutors confirmed the arrest of three individuals who have been implicated in the case, including one mystery “friend.” When reached for comment, one of the suspects allegedly said, “It was just a prank, bro!” prompting authorities to question if they were, in fact, investigating a tragedy or filming the latest episode of “Pranks Gone Wrong.” Roger, who has long claimed to be a “close friend” to Payne, further stated, “I was there for him in spirit, just like he was there for us on stage. It’s not my fault he mistook my invisible support for abandonment!” He even joked about launching his own reality show titled “Roger and his Reluctant Friend,” noting that “the public has a right to know my side of the story.” In a shocking turn of events, public interest has already spurred merchandise sales featuring Roger's slogan: “If you can’t be a good friend, be a good actor.” As the investigation unfolds, fans are left wondering if this whole debacle is part of an elaborate marketing stunt for a new pop album or just the unfortunate result of too much reality television influence. Meanwhile, fans are encouraged to binge-watch Liam’s last attempts at solo success while hoping for a speedy resolution to this tragic, albeit strangely entertaining, situation. Roger concluded with a cryptic message, “Stay tuned for the next episode! Who knows? Maybe I’ll find a way to clear my name and launch a clothing line while I’m at it!” As the saga continues, one thing is clear: friendship has never been so provocative.