LOS ANGELES, CA - Actress turned labor union leader, Fran Drescher, loudly proclaimed the Hollywood strike as a "global workplace uprising" in a brave declaration Tuesday that hushed even the rustling of skirts at Chanel boutique on Rodeo Drive. "I know it seems we're just a bunch of privileged actors stomping our Jimmy Choos in outrage," Drescher stated as she sipped an almond milk latte with two pumps of vanilla from a fully recyclable cup. "But this isn't just about us or our pre-strike brunch-less mimosa dilemmas. This is for the greater good, the world of work!" Indeed, her passionate words seem to echo the universal sentiment of personal assistants stuck in Brentwood traffic whilst fetching their diva bosses their daily quinoa bowls, and even the understaffed baristas at The Inkwell on Santa Monica Blvd. Drescher continued her heroic rant as the price of the stock market plunged and Wall Street traders tossed their Gucci ties over their monitors in solidarity. "We are taking a stand against those corporate overlords who value their shareholders more than the people who actually create their product. Enough is enough!" Game of Thrones’ writers are rumored to have started developing a new show based on this monumental movement. Senior writer Brian Cogman stated, “The Hollywood Strike is such a momentous point in history. These brave souls refusing to act until they can get their UberEats delivered untouched to their multi-million dollar mansions… It’s quite moving." Drescher, despite never having held a 'traditional' job, fervently believes she understands the plight of workers world-wide. Millennials busy penning think-pieces about this historic event from their co-working spaces and iPad Pro’s have been reportedly inspired by her stance. Whether the Grocery Store Workers Union in Des Moines or the air-traffic controllers in Dubai, feel seen by Fran Drescher's plea, remains to be seen. Until then, her comrades in Hollywood are standing tall (in their Louboutins) and refuse to film so much as a TikTok until their demand for fairer working conditions are met. Salad-eating writers, polo-shirt clad directors and well-manicured actors alike have joined the stalwart "Nanny" star in her stand against those mean old corporations. Tensions reached a fever pitch this week when Kensington Palace announced it’s support for their cause, claiming, "Even Prince Harry thinks he deserves another season of Breaking Bad." The world waits in bated breath to see if Drescher's passionate plea will bring about the desired effect, or if corporations will remain as stubborn as a toddler refusing to eat their organic butternut squash. Until then, the Hollywood elite will just have to settle for in-house yoga sessions and exclusive juice bar memberships. It's a hard knock life.