Fort Worth, TX – In an unprecedented turn of events, the Fort Worth Police Department has officially declared “all clear” in what can only be described as a tumultuous week for local wildlife. After numerous reports of squirrel-related disturbances sweeping through parks, neighborhoods, and backyard barbecues, officials have announced that the city's squirrel population has been upgraded from "furry little hooligans" to "law-abiding citizens." The series of squirrel shenanigans began when residents reported an alarming increase in aggressive behavior amongst the local squirrel populace. Reports flooded in of ambitious rodents attempting to audition for the Olympics with their impressive tree-climbing skills, pilfering picnic baskets, and even staging highly organized raids on bird feeders. One resident claimed to have witnessed a “squirrel gang” performing synchronized acrobatics to invade their backyard cookout, while another was distracted momentarily only to find their sandwich mysteriously gone and their lemonade spiked with… acorn juice? “We were living in fear,” said local homeowner Phil Nutley. “It was like every time I turned my back, they were plotting something. I kid you not, I once saw three of them in a huddle, and it looked serious.” Responding to public outcry, police embarked on a full-scale operation dubbed “Operation Nut Control.” Officers set up watch stations in heavily infested areas, utilizing granola bars as bait, and even employing a tiny training officer who donned a squirrel-sized police cap to train local squirrels in the art of lawful behavior. The tiny recruit quickly became the talk of the town, as pictures of "Deputy Nutkins" went viral and even sparked a new Instagram account. “Our officers underwent extensive training in squirrel psychology and community outreach,” said Chief of Police Sheena Chew. “We realized that yelling at them would get us nowhere, while handing out organic walnuts would lead to peace. Within days, we saw a dramatic decrease in unruly squirrel behavior.” As community relations improved, the formerly raucous squirrel gangs began participating in neighborhood watch programs, armed with tiny walkie-talkies and wearing matching safety vests. The squirrels have taken to hosting “Nutty Neighborhood Nights,” where they peacefully gather to exchange acorn recipes and engage in charming games of hide-and-seek with children. With the crack down on squirrel delinquency, police officials are thrilled with the astonishing turnaround and have proposed a new legislative measure to recognize squirrels as honorary citizens of Fort Worth. “They’ve made remarkable strides,” remarked Mayor Buck Treetop, while giving a thumbs-up to a group of squirrels knitting blankets in the park. “At this point, they’ve even registered to vote. I mean, who wouldn’t want a fellow rodent representing our interests?” In a quirky twist, the city is considering creating a new position within the police department — the Squirrel Relations Officer — to ensure that all furry citizens feel included and safe living among their two-legged peers. In light of the recent declaration of peace, the Fort Worth Police Department is launching a new campaign, “Squirrel Solidarity” and encourages the community to come together to celebrate their local “rodent ambassadors” with a city-wide Nut Festival featuring acorn toss contests, nut-themed cook-offs, and a parade complete with tiny floats and marching bands comprised entirely of squirrels. Only time will tell if this newfound harmony holds, but for now, the squirrels of Fort Worth can bask in their new reputation as the most peaceful critters this side of the Mississippi, proving that even the wildest of creatures can learn to obey the law — especially when the law involves plenty of nuts!