In an unprecedented display of footballing prowess, Manchester United has reportedly discovered the long-mythical "high-voltage socket" beneath their coaching staff, instantly transforming them from mediocre to magnificent in a single match. The moment they stumbled upon this fabled electrical outlet, players donned superhero capes and began soaring across the pitch, sending Real Sociedad spiraling into oblivion. According to sources close to the team, head coach Ruben Amorim was seen frantically searching for a power outlet during the match and when he finally unearthed it, a collective gasp was heard throughout Old Trafford. Ferguson's ghost reportedly wept tears of joy from the sidelines as if recognizing the return of his electric legacy. The match itself was nothing short of a whirlwind. United fended off early disorientation like a seasoned pro at a karaoke bar—suddenly finding their groove and belting out hit after hit. Bruno Fernandes, sporting a cape that read “Brunomancer,” became the team’s designated wizard as he conjured goals and assists like they were rabbits out of a hat, leaving defenders bewildered and questioning their life choices. "Honestly, we were just waiting for the right spark," said Fernandes, batteries still humming after the game. "Once we found that outlet, it was game on. Real Sociedad didn't stand a chance. I mean, did you see my goal? It was electric!” Spectators reported seeing soccer balls literally zipping through the air faster than thoughts of a pub pint post-match, while fans unveiled a new chant that ominously echoed across the stadium, which translated loosely to “We’ve plugged in, now you’re doomed!” Meanwhile, Real Sociedad's players were left to ponder their fate as United displayed skills more dazzling than the latest TikTok dance moves. In post-match interviews, Sociedad’s coach lamented the shocking defeat, suggesting that perhaps their team had plugged into the wrong socket entirely—one labelled “low power mode.” As Manchester United’s trophy hopes remain alive and well, cynics wonder if this stunning performance was merely a one-time electrifying event or the start of a shocking new era for the club. Regardless, fans are already preparing to celebrate an impending victory parade, complete with glow sticks and disco lights—because nothing screams ‘football glory’ quite like a rave in the streets. And so the stage is set for their quarter-final clash against Lyon, with speculation swirling about whether Amorim has already found an even more potent socket to supercharge the team further. Feel free to charge your phones—this ride might just become a high-voltage rollercoaster.