In a stunning display of cricketing prowess, England's Women’s Team has set a new record for the fastest exit in T20 history, bringing a whole new meaning to the term “bowling a team out.” This monumental achievement came during the third Women’s Ashes T20 in Adelaide, where they faced off against Australia and promptly set the record straight—90 runs is now the number to beat when it comes to hastily ending a match. With pride on the line and a mountain of despair surrounding them, England commenced their run chase of 163 with all the confidence of a cat walking into a room full of laser pointers. Before the spectators could even settle in with their popcorn, the batting lineup began to collapse faster than a deck of cards in a windstorm, stumbling to 39-5 within just seven overs. It was almost as if they had a collective agreement to provide Australia with a masterclass in how not to bat. With Heather Knight bravely standing firm, scoring a valiant 40 runs as though she were singlehandedly trying to save the crown jewels, the rest of the team seemed to forget that they were indeed playing a game of cricket. Danni Wyatt-Hodge, valiantly adding 17 runs to the total, was lauded for her audacity to reach double figures, a feat that nearly earned her a medal for bravery in the face of overwhelming odds—or perhaps just a bouquet of flowers for her resilience. While England swatted at deliveries like they were swatting flies on a hot summer's day, Australia seized the opportunity to shine. Their bowlers, clearly savouring the sweet taste of success, demonstrated a level of precision that can only be described as terrifyingly spectacular. As England’s batters returned to the pavilion one by one, it seemed as if they were lining up for a themed ride at a particularly underwhelming amusement park—thank you, next. With this shambolic exit, England now finds itself trailing 12-0 in the multi-format series, arguably setting the tone for what might be one of the greatest comebacks in cricket history—though certainly not the kind fans were hoping for. As they face the grim prospect of returning home with their heads hung low after six consecutive white-ball defeats, the question looms large: Is it time for a new strategy, or should they consider a different sport entirely? With the Ashes slipping further from their grasp, England’s Women's Team may want to seek a little guidance—or perhaps just a few helpful tips from the Australian bowlers, who seem to have taken their ‘how to bowl’ tutorial very seriously indeed. For now, the Australian team heads home glowing with confidence, while England might just need to find a good therapist to help them get through this dark phase in their cricketing journey.