In a surprising turn of events that has left many questioning the hiring practices of tech billionaires, a staffer at Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency resigned faster than you can say "Tweetstorm." Marko Elez, a self-proclaimed "Doge Whisperer," managed to go viral—not for his prowess with cryptocurrencies but for his unapologetic rants endorsing racism and eugenics. Apparently, the only "Doge" he truly supported was one that barks along racial lines. The Wall Street Journal, always the diligent watchdog, sniffed out Elez's connection to an eyebrow-raising social media account that shouted its prejudices louder than a GameStop stockholder after a bad investment. It wasn't long before the White House was asked for a comment, leaving them scrambling like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. As luck would have it, earlier that same day, Elez had received a judge’s blessing to access the U.S. Treasury payment system. This revelation naturally sent shockwaves through the political sphere. However, it turned out that the only treasure he was interested in was the one buried in the dark corners of Twitter’s infamous alt-right underbelly. In a statement posted on his newly anonymous account, Elez claimed his resignation was part of a "voluntary retreat to rediscover his roots"—perhaps roots of a different kind than he'd been proudly tweeting about hours before. He expressed a desire to spend more time with his family, which presumably includes a collection of "Kiss My Heritage" bumper stickers. As news of the resignation spread, a flurry of memes swept across social media. The most popular featured a cartoon Doge with a “Not All Dogs” caption, while others celebrated the employee's exit with virtual confetti made from Bitcoin. In the aftermath, the Department of Government Efficiency is reportedly reviewing its vetting processes. That’s right—after this blunder, one can only assume they will be less likely to hire individuals whose pastimes include endorsing dubious ideologies while managing government funds. Marvelous, isn’t it? Elon Musk, in true Musk fashion, remained relatively silent on the matter, likely too busy plotting an intergalactic mission to colonize Mars or launching a new brand of Doge-flavored energy drinks. However, insiders say he might introduce an actual “Doge Placement Agency” to ensure no future employees engage in racially charged tweets—instead, opting for more neutral, metric-based memes. As the dust settles, analysts are wondering how this unusual spectacle will impact Elon’s plans to integrate cryptocurrencies into everyday government processes. One thing’s for sure: the next time they hire a staffer, they're going to be barking up a much different tree.