In a groundbreaking move sure to reshape global democratic processes, tech mogul Elon Musk is set to host a masterclass entitled "How to Influence Elections" featuring none other than a prominent figure from Germany's far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD) party. The event, streaming live on Musk's social media platform X, promises to provide a crash course in political meddling techniques, replete with tips and tricks for aspiring populists and power-hungry tycoons everywhere. Sources close to Musk say the masterclass aims to "demystify" the art of election interference and tackle that pesky issue of pesky facts getting in the way of a good campaign narrative. "Why let the truth ruin a good story?" Musk reportedly quipped while setting the stage for this unique blend of politics and social media savvy. Notably, participants can expect an engaging discussion on leveraging social platforms to spread disinformation— a skill Musk mastered during his previous efforts to help re-elect Donald Trump. "If you think Twitter was influential in the U.S. elections, just wait until you see what we can do in Europe!" Musk boasted in a tweet, which has since been hailed as a new manifesto for social disruption. The AfD leader, who is both excited and horrified to share a platform with Musk, promises to reveal insider secrets on rallying support through viral memes and entertainingly dubious claims. "Why deal with boring policies when you can craft a catchy sound bite that goes viral?" stated the party leader, brushing off concerns related to the spreading of misinformation. Critics have already raised alarm bells, fearing that Musk’s influence could destabilize the European political landscape. "This is a dangerous precedent," said one concerned analyst. "What’s next? A seminar on 'How to Create the Perfect Political Scandal'? Oh wait, that’s already being covered!" In an effort to reassure the public, Musk has assured viewers that the masterclass will include important discussions on ethics—specifically, how to look ethical while engaging in unethical behavior. “Transparency is key," Musk added, "even if it's just a smoke screen!" The stream is expected to attract millions of viewers, including political operatives, technologists, and anyone interested in the business of bending democracy to one’s will. All attendees will receive a certificate of completion, perfect for framing in their offices or displaying proudly on their social media bios. As the world watches, one thing is clear: if democracy isn’t already dead, it will soon be up for sale—courtesy of Elon Musk's masterclass on the newly fashionable art of election influence. And for those wondering about ticket prices, the entry fee is simply your integrity.