Algerians brace themselves as Election Day unfolds, with many predicting that the most thrilling candidate might just be the one who doesn’t show up: the Voter of Low Turnout. As ballots hit the boxes on a crisp Saturday, residents are not so much excited about voting as they are about the possibility of an early lunch. With President Abdulmadjid Tebboune facing off against two challengers who could only be described as "serious only in their determination to make things interesting," the real contest seems to be whether the polling stations can find even a fraction of the voters needed to surpass the measly 40% turnout seen in the last election. Tebboune, a leader who has promised to create a staggering half a million jobs (which is great news unless you consider how many might actually exist after election season), appears to be glued to his spot at the top. His opponents, meanwhile, are running campaigns characterized mainly by their meticulous avoidance of any real issues, with one promising to "fix everything by just being better" and the other declaring, "My God, is that the time?!" The mood in the cafes and on the streets of Algeria is almost festive, with citizens forming spectators' corners to witness how low the turnout can actually go without risking a national crisis. It’s as if a contest has emerged: "Who can come up with the best excuse for staying home today?" Answers range from the classic “I have to wash my cat” to, “I’m just deeply committed to supporting a robust couch economy.” Meanwhile, Amnesty International has reported a crackdown on dissent as the government desperately attempts to convince voters that there's something to vote for. The reality? Many would argue that voting this time around is akin to choosing whether to step into a sauna or a burning house—neither option seems particularly appealing. As reports trickle in of absent voters enjoying pleasant afternoon rites of procrastination, it seems the ultimate victor of the day may very well be the ghost of Low Turnout—an idea so universally embraced it’s practically a national mascot. So, as the sun sets on this momentous day, remember to raise a toast to the silent majority, who have spoken loudly by doing… nothing.