In a stunning revelation that has rocked the political landscape of Australia, experts have concluded that yelling at clouds is now more productive than voting in the upcoming elections. The Down Under Demos, an eclectic group of concerned citizens, have established an innovative platform that encourages Australians to howl at the sky as a means of civic engagement. “Why bother hitting the polls when you can vent your frustrations directly at the very source of all your troubles?” proclaimed spokesperson Skye McLoud, standing beneath a smattering of cumulus clouds and gesturing passionately. “We’ve done the math. One hour of yelling at cloudy skies yields at least three times the satisfaction of casting a vote. Plus, you can do it in your pajamas!” The group’s enthusiasm has grown rapidly, with social media exploding with pictures of citizens donning their best cloud-yelling attire, ranging from pajamas to formal wear characterized by a distinct lack of pants. #YellAtTheClouds has trended nationally, with citizens sharing their favorite vocal expressions of discontent toward the weather phenomenon that just might be responsible for all their problems. Political analysts are baffled. “We’ve seen public apathy reigning supreme, but this phenomenon is next level,” stated Dr. Brady Whelan, a leading political scientist. “It’s remarkable to think people believe yelling at clouds will lead to real change, but here we are. The clouds are shaking—literally and figuratively—after years of ineffective voting.” Participants in the Down Under Demos have even prepared a list of slogans for their cloud-yelling extravaganza, including “Rain or Shine, We’re Out of Line” and “Don’t Blame the Politicians, Blame Cloudy Conditions!” These witty phrases are expected to form the backbone of their upcoming protest at which they’ll collectively shout angrily at a large, ominous cloud formation imagined to be the embodiment of their governmental frustrations. Governmental responses have varied from baffled confusion to outright dismissal. Prime Minister Haphazard McSock criticized the movement as “cloud cuckoo,” insisting that yelling into the void accomplishes little. However, his comments only spurred more vociferous support, with citizens gathering en masse to chant, “We’d rather shout at nothing than listen to you!” In an unexpected move, opposition leaders have begun incorporating cloud-yelling sessions into their campaign strategies, claiming that the tactic is truly “a breath of fresh air.” Politicians have taken to lightly bellowing at clouds before accessing their importance on social media. Amidst the clamor, some public figures have spoken out against this bizarre trend. “Folks, yelling at clouds is a temporary fix for a systemic issue. How long before we realize that it’s not productive?” pondered former Prime Minister DownDroner. “But honestly, who needs productive approaches when you can watch your neighbor stand atop a hill, arms thrashing wildly, yelling ‘YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!' at a bunch of clouds?” In the meantime, the strategy has propelled individuals into a newfound world of expression, sweeping away any remnants of fear or social anxiety. “It’s liberating,” stated one enthusiastic participant, a 22-year-old self-proclaimed ‘Cloud Whisperer.’ “No longer are we chained to the voting booth! Now, we can unleash our deepest frustrations unreservedly—the sky is literally the limit!” As the election date looms ever closer, one thing is certain: while ballots may be collecting dust, the clouds will undoubtedly bear witness to a discourse like never before, echoing the hopes, dreams, and unfiltered rage of a nation utterly fed up with conventional politics. So, gather your best yelling gear and prepare to proclaim your indignations to the heavens—because Down Under Demos firmly believes that in this topsy-turvy world, sometimes the best way to make yourself heard is to just yell at the clouds!