In a stunning twist of fate, Sean "Diddy" Combs, the man who once rained down cash on stages across the world, is now hoping to quite literally "make it rain" in the courtroom as he pleads for a whopping $50 million bail. The rap mogul, currently embroiled in some serious legal trouble, is reportedly using his time behind bars to pen a tell-all memoir titled "How to Make It Rain: From the Inside Out." Sources say the book will feature tips on throwing money with style, even while locked up. Diddy, known for his extravagant lifestyle and love for luxury, has been cited several times for protesting the conditions of his jail cell, claiming they do not come close to his "exquisite taste." Apparently, he took issue with the flavor of the cafeteria's jello, which he dramatically likened to "prison slop" unworthy of a multi-millionaire's palate. Courtroom security reported seeing Diddy attempting to furnish his cell with makeshift decor made from old magazine pages, much to the confusion of his fellow inmates. The drama escalated this week when a judge ordered federal prosecutors to delete any incriminating evidence from a recent search of Diddy’s cell, particularly his handwritten notes allegedly outlining his plans to win back fans through a series of wildly inappropriate and extravagant live concerts—an idea he has labeled “Diddy Comes to You: Uncut,” which may or may not feature over-the-top pyrotechnics involving actual money. Neama Rahmani, a trial lawyer and former assistant U.S. attorney, criticized Diddy's claims of privacy infringement involving his notes, suggesting that they were just as ridiculous as his desire for a five-star prison experience. "I’ve seen inmates with some bizarre complaints, but this one is next-level. It’s like the man thinks jail should come with a personal stylist and a gourmet chef. What's next? Complaining about the Wi-Fi?” Rahmani mused. In a bizarre turn of events, Diddy also announced plans for a series of motivational sessions for fellow inmates on "Monetizing Your Talents Behind Bars," where he would share his secret formula for staying relevant and “making it rain” on social media, even when your backdrop is a prison cell. Diddy believes this initiative could be the first step toward his eventual release, claiming, "If they can see I’m still a trendsetter, who could deny me my freedom?" As of now, the court remains unfazed by the hip-hop mogul's glamorous aspirations for bail and has yet to announce whether it will grant Diddy's request. Meanwhile, fans are eagerly awaiting the release of "How to Make It Rain: From the Inside Out," which is rumored to include exclusive tips on how to style your toilet paper roll, prison edition.