In a shocking turn of events that has left everyone questioning their life choices, North Dakota law enforcement announced the arrest of a deputy who allegedly confused his badge with a 'Cuffs' prop from the local theater's production of "Bad Boys." The deputy, whose name has not been released because let's face it, we're doing him a favor, is facing charges that could only be described as a fitting comedy of errors. Reports indicate that Deputy Joe “The Enforcer” Thompson was at a community barbecue when he mistakenly identified a group of mischievous teenagers tossing burgers around as an emergent criminal conspiracy, an offense only narrowly avoided by a “hot dog” that exploded, sending mustard flying in a celebratory arc reminiscent of a firework display - which Deputy Thompson also reportedly attempted to arrest. “I thought they were making a run for it,” he explained to bewildered onlookers, as he whipped out his cuffs along with a steady stream of excuses. Witnesses say Thompson managed to cuff himself while demonstrating his “tactical moves” to subdue the would-be criminals – who were only in it for the nachos. “One minute he’s showing us how to apprehend a suspect, and the next minute he’s handcuffed to a picnic table,” said local resident Karen Barlow. “All he was missing was a pair of sunglasses and a dramatic entry theme.” In an unexpected twist, the deputy's confusion prompted a flurry of “Cuffed and Proud” merchandise to hit North Dakota’s online marketplaces. Local entrepreneurs quickly capitalized on the incident, promising T-shirts, mugs, and even limited-edition “Fry and Cuff” burger-flipping spatulas. One enterprising youth even roped in Thompson's old high school theater club friends to stage a "Cuffed: The Musical," featuring hits like "Jailhouse Rock" and "Caught in the Act." The North Dakota sheriff's department has decided not to fire Deputy Thompson, citing the need for “community engagement” and “improved handcuff awareness within the force.” Instead, he will reportedly undergo an extensive training regimen that includes mandatory lessons on discernment and the difference between props and real law enforcement equipment. His instructor? A local magician who specializes in "disappearing acts." Critics, however, are skeptical. “This is just the beginning," warned local activist Clare Warning. “Next thing you know, we’ll have deputies attempting to arrest squirrels for stealing picnic food, all while claiming the rodents are part of a gang.” As Deputy Thompson reluctantly serves his suspension amidst a wave of newfound fame and dubious merchandise, North Dakota residents have rapidly transformed the phrase “Let’s get cuffed” into a local slogan that transcends crime and into the realm of bizarre community bonding. The barbecue turned into an unforgettable evening, sparking a discussion on the general incompetence of law enforcement, with complimentary nachos offered by the local food bank in honor of “one smart decision leads to many bad ones.” Stay tuned as this saga unfolds. In the meantime, if you see a deputy who seems more interested in satisfying their prop master than performing their duties, just remind them: not all that glitters is end-of-watch bling.