In a surprising turn of events at Anfield, Liverpool's right-back Conor Bradley has unveiled the club's latest technique in player management: a sprint straight to the treatment room. Head coach Arne Slot confirmed that Bradley is set to miss at least two games following yet another injury sustained during the recent 2-2 draw with Aston Villa, where he was introduced as a substitute. “Honestly, it’s like we’ve discovered a new dimension in injury management,” Slot quipped, while sporting an unmistakable look of both exasperation and amusement. “We thought we were bringing him in to rest Trent Alexander-Arnold for the upcoming matches, but instead, Conor has taken 'injury management' to an Olympic level. Who knew a mere sprint could lead to such an electrifying dash for medical attention?” Fans watched in confusion as Bradley, having only been on the pitch for a matter of minutes, was forced to make a dramatic exit that could only be described as a scene from a high-stakes drama. "One minute he was running like a gazelle, and the next he was sprinting in the opposite direction, waving his arms like a referee trying to stop play," one spectator lamented. “It was both exhilarating and vaguely concerning.” Teammates have reportedly started to place bets on how fast Bradley can reach the treatment room after seeing his latest performance. “I mean, if he can clock a 10-second run from the pitch to the physio's table, we might as well sign him up for the next Olympics,” chuckled one anonymous player. Meanwhile, Slot has begun to explore whether a special training regimen might be warranted for future sprint sessions. “We’re looking into developing a comprehensive sprint-to-injury program,” he revealed. “Perhaps we could even partner with Olympic coaches to really refine the technique.” In the spirit of transparency, Slot affirmed that a new strategy will be employed on the field moving forward. “We will have to employ damage control, perhaps encouraging our players to walk instead of sprint—unless, of course, they want to be the next contender for ‘Most Dramatic Exit’.” As for Bradley, he may not be on the pitch, but his brilliance in the sprint remains a highlight for the Reds. Liverpool supporters have begun to see the humor in the situation, creating memes of the young right-back completing his sprint while also suggesting a new fan chant: “He’s off to the treatment room, but he did it in style!” With Liverpool's busy fixture schedule looming, fans are eagerly anticipating how on earth their club plans to navigate the fascinating yet perilous waters of injury management. However, one thing is for sure: Conor Bradley has certainly added a little sprint to their step—directly to the medical staff.