In a shocking twist to their first year of life, conjoined twins Amari and Javar Ruffin have celebrated a birthday party that is going down in history not just for its emotional significance, but because for the first time, they didn't have to share a cake. The twins, who were surgically separated just a month ago, reportedly forgot about their life-altering surgery and found themselves planning a bash like any set of standard one-year-olds would, complete with party hats, balloons, and twice the trouble. Their parents, Tim and Shaneka Ruffin, were ecstatic about the newfound freedom of not having to negotiate cake slices. "It was hard to depict how exactly you slice a cake for two conjoined twins," explained Tim Ruffin. "We tried it once with a cheese pizza, and it was a disaster. Now, we finally have individual cakes! Javar had chocolate while Amari preferred vanilla – a breakthrough moment!" The event featured a variety of entertainment that included a clown juggling twice as many balls—because, apparently, having shared hands as conjoined twins means even the clown wants in on the action. And as if to mark the occasion, they had double the gifts, leading to a dramatic shortage of wrapping paper in the neighborhood. As the twins blew out their respective candles (after practicing for a week), family members reported a curious phenomenon: Amari and Javar somehow understood the concept of "mine" and "yours," which produced a thrilling moment of chaos as they seized their cakes with the vigor of toddlers fighting over the last cookie at grandma's house. Witnesses were said to be shocked when Javar declared, “Mine is better!” Although it's still unclear if they knew what "better" meant. “Honestly, the real news is that they made it to one year without melting into each other in the process,” said Shaneka Ruffin. “There are countless poorly designed children's toys that we had to navigate to ensure neither of the boys would come out with the other’s ideas. It’s a parenting jackpot. They’re both alive and thriving, and they even made it through a year of sharing oxygen!” The party ended with a raucous hour of karaoke where the twins took their cues from YouTube learned songs, belting out a compilation of nursery rhymes, while the baffled adults tried to discern who was leading the chorus. Closer inspection revealed Javar was only pretending to sing, while Amari tried out for a role in the next Broadway musical. As the last guest left and the cake crumbs settled, the Ruffin family reflected on what they aptly dubbed "The Great Separation Celebration." Cameras flashed as Amari and Javar’s faces smeared with cake and hope for the future imprinted a lasting memory. "We did that," said Tim, puffing out his chest, "We threw the party that made cake-sharing history!” With their first birthday behind them, the twins are looking forward to the future—possibly involving a sibling rivalry, a game of hide-and-seek with equal amounts of baggage, and a passionate debate over who really gets the last toy from McDonald's. After all, who said being a twin means not being an individual?