In a shocking twist that has left football fans both baffled and amused, Como FC has not only found their scoring boots but also accidentally stumbled into the role of a benevolent charity organization, treating Udinese's defense like a particularly generous charity case. The scene unfolded on Monday, where Como, led by their new-found hero Gabriel Strefezza, celebrated a resounding 4-1 win against Udinese, thus securing a comfortable three-point cushion above the Serie A relegation zone. Como's fans were left in tears—not of sorrow, but of overwhelming joy, which, to be fair, is not a common occurrence when your team’s previous performances resembled a never-ending horror show. The night started a little too early for Udinese, with Assane Diao scoring for Como in the fifth minute. "We just wanted a polite start!" exclaimed a bewildered Udinese defender, who mustered the strength to suggest that their opponents should have perhaps sent an invitation before tearing through their defense like a child through wrapping paper on Christmas morning. As the match progressed, Gabriel Strefezza took center stage, doubling Como's lead just two minutes before halftime with a goal that, judging by the looks on Udinese's faces, might as well have been executed in slow motion. It’s rumored that Udinese’s defenders spent the entire break developing a new defensive strategy, consisting of coffee breaks and group therapy sessions instead of working on preventing goals. Things seemed to take a turn early in the second half when Martin Payero scored for Udinese, potentially leading the supporters to believe there was hope for a comeback. But hope is a flimsy thing in Serie A, as Como's players quickly crushed that dream, returning the favor with two more goals that could very well have qualified for 'how not to defend' workshops. After the match, Como manager Cesc Fàbregas, a man known more for his midfield wizardry than tactics, couldn’t hold back a grin while sipping on a celebratory espresso. “It turns out, playing Udinese is a bit like giving a toddler a set of keys—it’s dangerous and they really don’t know how to handle it,” he quipped. Bug-eyed and dazed, the Udinese players exited the pitch wondering who supplied the "extra help" to Como's forward line. Perhaps they were practicing for a charity marathon instead of a football match? As the night wore on, Udinese fans could only hope the team would redeem themselves in the next game, while Como fans sold tickets to their next match under the slogan "Come watch Como play and bring your best defensive coach!"