In a groundbreaking event that has left the world both bewildered and amused, Claudia Sheinbaum has officially been inaugurated as Mexico's first female president, and as it turns out, the first president of Jewish heritage! To celebrate, the nation has promptly declared a new holiday: "Ladies’ Night," officially happening every Tuesday—because who needs a reason to party? As Sheinbaum took her oath in the grandiosity of the Legislative Palace of San Lázaro, whispers could be heard from the gathered dignitaries. U.S. First Lady Jill Biden reportedly leaned over to a nearby African president and asked, “So, is this where we get our free tacos?” The dignitary responded, “Only if we can get guacamole on the side!” Clearly, the pressure of international politics has its light-hearted moments. Throughout her speech, Sheinbaum struggled to maintain a serious demeanor as giant balloons shaped like the female gender symbol floated around the room, seemingly having a mind of their own. At one point, she reached for her notes, only for a balloon to gently bob into her face, causing the attendees to erupt into laughter—an unintended presidential “pop” moment that may just mark the beginning of a new era. Meanwhile, as Sheinbaum addressed the future, proclaiming “Unity and Equality for All!” a confetti cannon malfunctioned, showering the entire Legislative Palace with what appeared to be tiny pink high heels. Onlookers could not determine if this was a misfire or a symbolic gesture—a sign that the glass ceiling had not only been shattered but was also now transformed into a fashionable footwear store. In a statement following the inauguration, one hostess suggested a complex national celebration plan: “Why don't we just have a rotating week-off for women? Everyone gets a day to celebrate, and the rest of the week is just parties.” While the details are still hazy, the notion of permanent ‘Ladies’ Night’ has clearly struck a chord, gaining traction faster than you could say “gender equality.” As evening drew near, the official state dinner transformed into an unofficial karaoke contest with an impromptu “United Nations of Diva” theme. Several attendees took to the stage to belt out renditions of iconic female empowerment anthems from Beyoncé to Shakira. In what many are calling the most epic political karaoke event in history, Sheinbaum herself surprised the crowd with an off-key rendition of “Single Ladies,” solidifying her status not just as a leader but as a new global pop star. Critics of the event noted that it was high on entertainment but low on substantive political discussion. However, Chela Martinez, a prominent activist observed, “Maybe we shouldn’t take it all so seriously. After years of male-dominated politics, it’s about time we had a little fun. Besides, who doesn’t love free nachos?” As Mexico’s new president settles into office, one thing is abundantly clear: the world will be watching closely, if not for her policies, then certainly for more karaoke and taco-filled evenings—because what better way to lead a nation than with a side of salsa?