In a stunning turn of events that could only happen in America, Chuck D, the iconic frontman of Public Enemy, has declared his latest single, "What Has America Done," the unofficial anthem of Trump's unprecedented victory lap following his re-election. As Trump paraded around a well-decorated golf course, tossing both confetti and reason into the wind, Chuck D took to the streets with a megaphone, proclaiming, "This is not just a track; it’s a mantra for the bewildered soul of America!" His collaboration with Consequence has been described as a "masterclass in societal critique" and a "really long therapy session set to a catchy beat." In the music video, which is more colorful than a toddler's art project, viewers are treated to scenes of everyday Americans grappling with issues ranging from housing crises to grocery prices that make a gold-plated avocado seem like a bargain. The visuals are punctuated by Chuck D’s relentless questioning: “What has America done?” It’s a catchy refrain that has already inspired countless TikTok dances and existential crises alike. While Trump reveled in his latest electoral victory—blaming everything from voter turnout to the weather on his previous administration's trials—Chuck D was quick to remind everyone that the real winners were those able to laugh through the absurdity. "It's just like my grandma used to say: If you can’t change the system, at least make a dope track about it!" said the rapper, gesturing dramatically to the unseen backdrop of broken dreams. In an exclusive chat with a bemused TMZ reporter, Chuck D noted, “The irony is thicker than the layers of a grandiose political lie. My song is a cry for change, but without the catchy tunes, it would just be a whisper in an echo chamber.” Critics, however, are divided. While some have hailed it as the "new face of protest music," others argue that it simply serves as a soundtrack to the collective groan of citizens everywhere. One viewer commented, “I don’t know what's worse—Trump’s victory or the idea that I’m going to be humming this song in the shower.” As the nation braces itself for what is sure to be an eventful four years, Chuck D promises there is more music on the way. “Hey, if Trump can have a second term, I can certainly drop a double album,” he laughed, tapping his temple knowingly. And as for the question that haunts America: "What Has America Done?" Perhaps the real answer lies in rhythm, rhymes, and a profound level of denial—perfectly wrapped in a bass-heavy beat.