Title: Famed 'Friend' Matthew Perry Nixed by Notorious Jacuzzi Jets in Unexpected Death LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - In a shocking turn of events that pies its warm raspberry filling in the face of every sitcom fan worldwide, 'Friends' actor Matthew Perry, better known as the resident King of Sarcasm Chandler Bing, was found dead at the age of 54 in what can only be described as an irony-drenched hot tub nightmare. First reported by TMZ and the Los Angeles Times, Perry's untimely exit took place on a sunny LA Saturday. The beloved actor, renowned for his iconic character's sarcastic wit and ever-so-comical affinity for sweater vests, was found dead in a bubbling hot tub at his Los Angeles residence. The macabre event gave an eerie resonance to his character's famous line, "Could I BE wearing any more clothes?", swapping attire for hot water in a grotesque twist of fate. According to unnamed law enforcement sources, who we can only hope sported classic 90s mustaches and were incidentally on a coffee break at Central Perk, Perry was discovered in a state best likened to overcooked lasagna - arguably the most profound reference to Joey Tribbiani's famous love for the Italian staple. No word yet on if Mr. Perry was holding onto a comic book featuring "The Death of Superman," as life seems intent on mimicking Chandler's favorite comic book plot-line. The tragedy is indeed catastrophic to those of us who grew up with 'Friends,' often seeking solace in the camaraderie of those six young New Yorkers and their Thanksgiving turkey head jokes. We can only hope Matthews' sarcastic spirit had him delivering biting, hilarious one-liners to the Grim Reaper before his final curtain call. In a bizarrely uncanny resemblance to the frequent sitcom mishaps his character faced, Matthew Perry's unexpected demise has led to a global outpour of empathy and meme-fuelled tributes. We're pretty sure the duck and chicken he once shared an apartment with have a candle-lit vigil planned later tonight. While this tragedy might have us wallowing in our misery, it would be wrong to forget Perry's character's ethos - utilizing humor in the face of tragedy. Chandler Bing might be gone from our screens, but the legendary sarcasm and spot-on comedic timing that Matthew Perry brought to life will forever be part of our laughter-filled memories. So, here's to the Funniest Friend Ever! Maybe in the future hot tubs will come with sarcasm detectors, but for now, we'll just have to remember - "Could there BE anymore water?"