In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the Scottish Premiership and the Premier League, Celtic has welcomed the multi-talented Swiss Army Knife of a midfielder, Jeffrey Schlupp, on loan from Crystal Palace. At 32 years old, Schlupp has decided to trade the sunny climes of South London for the brisk winds of Glasgow, proving once again that loyalty is overrated when there is a chance to play under Brendan Rodgers. The deal comes right at the end of a remarkably eventful January transfer window for Celtic, which has been as exciting as watching paint dry—especially after Jota's homecoming from Rennes felt like more of a family reunion than a blockbuster signing. However, the twist of Schlupp's arrival adds a dash of intrigue to proceedings as he swaps the Eagles for the Bhoys, attempting to become the Highlander of midfield chaos. Known for his ability to play left-back, midfield, or in attack, Schlupp has been affectionately dubbed the “Swiss Army Knife” of football—which is quite fitting given that he’s a jack-of-all-trades and master of…well, let’s just say he has a solid grasp on definitely one of those positions. His versatility could fill the void left by Kyogo Furuhashi, who recently jetted off to Ligue 1 in a deal worth a staggering £10 million, presumably to find out if the grass is actually greener on the other side. Celtic supporters now eagerly await to see if Schlupp can turn into a temporary Highlander, journeying through the misty glens of Scotland in search of glory as he crosses over from the lands of Palace. Meanwhile, Crystal Palace fans will likely be wondering if they should throw a goodbye party, as losing a player who can do everything and nothing could either be catastrophic or the beginning of a newfound renaissance for the club. Though Schlupp is out of contract at the end of the season, he enters Glasgow with one key mission: to remind everyone that age is just a number—especially when you’re trying to play in leagues where players occasionally move like they’re in slow motion. Brendan Rodgers, on the other hand, will undoubtedly be crossing his fingers and hoping that Schlupp comes with instructions on how to operate this Swiss Army knife effectively throughout Celtic’s campaign. In conclusion, only time will tell if this transfer is a masterstroke or simply another case of “what could have been.” For now, Celtic fans can dream of trophy-laden afternoons as they prepare to embrace their newest temporary Highlander, ready to pump some much-needed life into a club looking for a spark in a relatively quiet window.