In a surprising turn of events, Brisbane's resident kangaroo population has begun negotiating with local snack vendors for better treats, citing a lack of "nutritional diversity" in their current offerings. The kangaroos, who staged a protest outside the popular South Bank Parklands, demanded a broader selection of treats, including organic carrots, gluten-free eucalyptus leaves, and artisanal dandelion greens. The protest, hilariously dubbed "Roo-Roos for Juicy Treats," featured several kangaroos armed with tiny picket signs reading, “Hay is for horses!” and “Eucalyptus ‘aint enough!” Local wildlife observers reported that the kangaroos even attempted to mobilize a social media campaign, cleverly using the hashtag #TreatUsRight, which quickly went viral. "I think they’re onto something," said one bemused snack vendor, who wished to remain anonymous. “I mean, I never thought of adding turmeric-flavored grass. Maybe I should hire a taste consultant – or a kangaroo." The peaceful protest took an unexpected turn when one particularly entrepreneurial kangaroo, dubbed "Bouncy Bob," set up a booth selling homemade veggie chips made from kale harvested from nearby parks. Little did he know that his chips would become the latest craze among curious onlookers, leaving him with a line that rivaled the local coffee shop. Bob's booming side hustle now has residents speculating whether he might become the next big thing in Brisbane’s gourmet snack scene. Negotiations between the kangaroos and the Queensland Council are expected to be heated. Council officials have been spotted holding emergency meetings with wildlife specialists, dieticians, and even a kangaroo whisperer to address the growing demands. “I’ve never been asked to negotiate with kangaroos before,” said one councilman, scratching his head in disbelief. “But if I can get them to leave my backyard alone, sign me up for a negotiation workshop!” While some skeptics argue that this may just be a publicity stunt, experts in animal psychology note that anthropomorphic behaviors are common in highly social species like kangaroos. “If you think about it, it’s only natural for them to want better options," explained Dr. Skippy Hopper, an esteemed kangaroo behaviorist. "They’ve seen the surge in veganism among humans and want in on the action." In retaliation for the negotiations dragging on without any solid agreements, local kangaroos have reportedly begun staging "hunger strikes," where they simply lounge around looking unimpressed and ignoring the usual treats thrown their way. However, authorities quickly intervened, providing a short-term solution of flavored non-genetically modified carrot sticks to calm the furry protesters down. As the talks progress, the kangaroo community remains hopeful. Meanwhile, Brisbane residents are gearing up for what looks like an exciting summer where they’ll be able to watch their favorite marsupials munch on artisanal delights straight from the leafy hills of Mt Coot-tha. In a city known for its laid-back lifestyle, only in Brisbane could kangaroos unite to become the new face of gourmet cuisine – one hop and one negotiation at a time.