Certain well-known individuals of the music industry - Sean Combs, usually referred to under any number of his seventeen monikers, (our personal favourite is Diddy Kong), and the illustrious R&B songstress Cassie (who was, to the best of our knowledge, Choi Siwon's girlfriend in our last tabloid update), have recently settled an alleged legal dispute. This event would have flown under the radar like so many of the millionaire spats do if it hadn't been for a particular piece of information. The lawsuit was enacted and subsequently resolved in a single day. Yes, you heard that right. One day. We aren’t sure if this sudden pacifying was due to incredible conflict resolution skills on both parts, or the publicity boost provided by the allegations. But we’ve finally found the alleged blueprint for solving world peace, folks: "P.Diddy & Cassie-style Rapid Dispute Resolution!" In the lawsuit, Cassie accused Combs of various allegations including, but not limited to, jaywalking, sneezing without covering his mouth, and severely editing group photos to make himself appear taller. The most pressing claim, however, consisted of charges of playing Monopoly using underhanded tactics. Though unverified, we wouldn’t put it past any millionaire, especially one with so many name changes. Cassie, in a surprise move, showed unexpected clemency by announcing her decision to settle the matter, saying: "I have decided to resolve this matter amicably on terms that I have some level of control," – a phrase which we're fairly sure will soon be available on t-shirts and coffee mugs. It's pretty catchy, emotions running high yet balanced with a steely determination, or in other words, “Controlled Detonation”. When reached for comment, Diddy Kong was caught in the midst of frantically Googling 'how to re-establish good karma', but said he felt "a weight has been lifted" now that the accusations had been dealt with at a record-breaking speed. As the dust settles and abandoned game board pieces get swept under the rug, we highly recommend future stars caught up in legal battles to take a leaf out of their book. Efficiency, resilience, and most importantly, the ability to undermine lawsuits within 24 hours. Quite the feat for a day's work! In the end, one thing is clear: whether it's winning Grammy Awards or setting records for fastest settlement, Sean Combs is still at the top of his game. Only this time, the game is less Hitsville, more Law and Order - Rapper's Unit.