Breaking News: NASA Hosts "Out-of-this-World" Meeting to Discuss Cosmic Visitors In a move that has extraterrestrial enthusiasts abuzz, and others questioning the sanity of the organization, NASA has decided to host a public meeting discussing the possibility of "cosmic visitors" or, as the layman would say - aliens. The panel, consisting of various experts in aeronautics, astrobiology, and conspiracy theories, will examine the countless reported sightings of unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), otherwise known as the less scientific term - UFOs. During a press conference leading up to the panel discussion, a NASA spokesperson said, "In the spirit of transparency and for the sake of science, we have decided to tackle the issue of cosmic visitors head-on in an unprecedented meeting that is sure to shatter the boundaries of human understanding." Meanwhile, NASA's social media team has made the creative decision to live-tweet the entire event using the hashtag #AlienTalk. Early predictions show that the number of trending alien-related tweets will exceed the number of actual alien sightings by a wide margin. The meeting, scheduled for next month, has already attracted some high-profile names in the extraterrestrial community, such as Billy Ray "I Swear That UFO Abducted My Cousin" Smith from Tallahassee, Florida. Smith gained notoriety after claiming that a secret race of aliens was controlling the world's supply of beef jerky, a revelation that quickly won him a nomination for the prestigious "Conspiracy Theory of the Year" award. Additionally, acclaimed director Steven Spielberg has expressed interest in incorporating the proceedings into his next big blockbuster, though it has not yet been confirmed whether the film would revolve around an invasion led by murderous cosmic creatures or a light-hearted romp featuring ET's long-lost twin. But not everyone is excited by the announcement. Dana Skepticson, a concerned citizen and self-proclaimed "champion of rationality," states that this meeting is just another example of "an organization going off the deep end." "All these so-called sightings can be easily explained through logical reasons," she said. "For example, some of those lights in the sky are probably just very fast, high-flying pigeons, or perhaps they're the dreams of lost astronauts escaping their sleeping pods." Despite the mixed reactions, NASA continues its preparations for the event, even going so far as to install a live feed outside of their headquarters to monitor any extraterrestrial delegates who may wish to attend. Members of the public are also invited to join the discussion, provided that they sign a waiver stating they are not part of an alien reconnaissance team. One thing is for sure - in the upcoming weeks, the nation will have their eyes on NASA and their "out-of-this-world" meeting, eagerly waiting for an answer to the age-old question, "Are we alone in the universe?"