In a shocking twist of cosmic fate, New Jersey residents are set to experience more than just the usual late-night diner cravings this Thursday night. As if a divine nightlight had flipped a switch, the Northern Lights are expected to paint the sky in vibrant hues, adding some uninvited glamour to late-night traffic jams and neighborhood cat fights. Millions are expected to forget about their usual Netflix binges as they gaze up at the electrifying display, with many finally realizing that the sky can be more than just a backdrop for the latest reality TV drama. "I've never seen anything like it," said local denizen Tom, who is planning to take thirty selfies during the celestial phenomenon, complete with the requisite hashtags: #NorthernLights #CandlelitChaos #ILoveElectricity. However, the spectacle comes with a catch. Reports indicate that this delightful light show is paired with a chance of power outages. “It’s like a free magic show, with the added thrill of possibly being plunged into darkness,” said meteorologist Emily Shine, flashing her best toothy grin. "Nothing says 'romantic' like candlelight – just don't start a fire while you’re trying to recreate that one scene from The Notebook." Officials are advising residents to prepare for the worst – namely, stockpiling candles, charging phones to an unnervingly high percentage, and binge-watching survival tutorials on YouTube. “You’ll need backup, because once the storm hits, those Instagram likes won’t magic themselves,” one emergency preparedness spokesperson quipped. Furthermore, satellite operators and power companies have issued warnings about potential outages, but many simply see this as an opportunity for a social media goldmine. “If my power goes out, I guess I’ll just have to light a candle and take a moodier shot,” said local influencer Sarah, who is already planning a post titled “Candlelit Reflections on Life After Dark." As the storm approaches, experts encourage citizens to embrace their inner photographers and stop worrying about mundane things like food spoiling in their fridge. After all, who can resist the perfect backdrop of swirling lights while sharing a candlelit meal of cold leftovers? As we brace ourselves for northern lights and possible blackouts, one thing is crystal clear – this night promises to be a one-of-a-kind and ridiculous adventure. So grab your candles, keep your phones charged, and prepare to go viral, New Jersey!