In a shocking turn of events that left the football world buzzing, Aitana Bonmati has reportedly decided to form an exclusive support group for the "Almost Famous" after securing her second consecutive FIFA Women's Player of the Year award. The group is said to include Zambia's Barbra Banda and Norway's Caroline Graham Hansen, who, despite their stellar performances, were left to pick up the pieces of their aspirations in Bonmati's glittering shadow. The inaugural meeting of "Almost Famous" took place in a cozy Barcelona café, with Banda and Hansen sharing their feelings about being overshadowed at the award ceremony. “Honestly, I thought I was a solid candidate,” said Banda, who left Zambia in awe after her impressive feats. “But apparently winning on the international stage and being a top scorer isn’t enough when Aitana is out there collecting trophies like Pokémon cards.” On the other side of the table, Hansen chimed in, noting, “I thought we were supposed to be competitors, but now we’re just... collateral damage. At least we can bond over our shared plight. Maybe we can start selling T-shirts or create a hashtag. #AlmostFamous.” Bonmati, meanwhile, seemed unfazed by the newly formed support group. “I mean, I just keep doing what I do best,” she said with a shrug, casually flicking her latest trophy into a pile of dozens lining her mantelpiece. “Winning is great, but I never promised I’d make my friends feel better about it!” “Maybe we should start a campaign or something,” Banda suggested, scrolling through her phone for motivational quotes. “What about ‘It’s okay to almost win’? Or we could embrace the ‘Participation Award’ culture, you know? Everyone loves a good participation trophy!” Plans are already in motion for the group to host a series of workshops on coping strategies for award season disappointments, as well as how to gracefully handle the press after a loss—particularly in the face of overwhelming competition. “I just want to know how to deal with the media,” Hansen lamented. “One moment, they’re asking me about my goals, and the next, it’s all about Aitana’s immaculate hair and collection of accolades. The struggle is real!” In an unexpected twist, Bonmati, upon hearing about the group’s formation, allegedly offered to host the next gathering at her home, equipped with a selection of sparkling non-alcoholic beverages. “It’ll be fun!” she remarked, “I’ll bring the trophies, and you guys can take selfies with them. It’ll totally boost your Instagram!” As the football world gears up for another year of competition, it appears Bonmati’s prowess has not only set her apart on the field but has also sparked a movement among her peers, one where camaraderie takes the front seat in the pursuit of success—or at least, the pursuit of being “almost” successful.