"Big 12 Flip Flops on Everything, Claims 'It’s all Part of the Plan'! Could the Big 12 be any more unpredictable? This swirling carnival ride of upsets, theatrical performances, and shock endings took another twisty turn this past weekend, leaving fans and pundits bareheaded - and that's no hair-raising jest, if you catch my drift. BYU, a team whose member agreement ink is barely dry, took a deep dive that might rival any Olympian off a high board. After weeks of cruising at smooth altitudes, they spiraled into a nosedive against Cincinnati, a team that couldn't have found a win this season even if it was nestled in a box of Lucky Charms. But if your pity barrier was softened by BYU’s descent, keep your tissues handy for Oklahoma State. The supposed powerhouse, projected to parlay its way to the championship, drooled its way to a staggering, jaw-dropping (literally, some players were spotted on the field in slack-jawed stupor) defeat at UCF. Losing by such an embarrassing gap made some wonder if they'd mistaken the football for a hot potato. The Texas Longhorns, having licked their wounds from recent beatings, must have snorted in derision when they spotted the supposedly feeble Texas Tech on the schedule. But in an uproarious display of 'don’t count your Armadillos before they roll,' Texas Tech engaged beast mode to pull off an eye-popping upset against the horned juggernauts. Kansas, the Big 12's long-standing football punchline, was knocked about by the Red Raiders in a tango that left Kansas fans' heads spinning. Their performance echoed the words of recently ousted head coach Les Miles who once famously quipped, 'Who knows? Maybe we're just not good at football.' To cap off the weekend of mayhem, Cincinnati defeated Houston in a crushing victory that left their fans craving for something stronger than their post-game chili. So here we are. A shuffled deck in the Big 12. Who will open the secret door and emerge as the champ? What seemingly impervious powerhouse will burst like a party balloon? We can't predict, but we're all buckled in for this roller coaster ride of a season. I’d bet my last corn-dog we're in for a whirlwind of a time!"