In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden is reportedly preparing for a dramatic farewell meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping that is being touted as “The Last Supper of Diplomacy.” Sources close to the White House suggest that Biden intends to pass the diplomatic baton to President-elect Donald Trump, who has promised to bring his unique approach of “Make China Great Again” to the forefront of U.S.-China relations. The highly anticipated meeting, set for Saturday in Peru — which both leaders have labeled as the "Perfect Location for a Tense Showdown" — marks a crucial moment for the world’s two superpowers. However, leaked documents reveal that Biden's main agenda item for the meeting is to teach Xi how to effectively use TikTok, a skill he presumes could come in handy when navigating Trump’s eventual TikTok diplomacy. Meanwhile, Trump has already begun his “strategy overhaul” by tweeting furiously from his Florida golf course, suggesting that bilateral relations should primarily consist of “freezing out” each other until a winner emerges from a highly publicized golf match. “I challenge Xi — winner gets to redesign the Great Wall with gold plating and golf holes,” Trump declared, prompting Chinese social media users to mockingly suggest that "Buyer’s Remorse" be the official theme of the wall’s redesign. Attendees of the Pacific leaders summit are already placing bets not on trade agreements, but on how long the meeting will last. Some expect a brief discourse on tariffs, followed by an impromptu karaoke session with Biden attempting to belt out "Endless Love" and Xi nervously adjusting his tie. “We’ll see who takes home karaoke gold — the stakes are too high,” one summit official mused as he prepped his video livestreaming equipment. Experts predict that Biden will likely request Xi to be gentle with Trump during the transition, hinting at “somebody’s got to keep an eye on the ‘rocket man’ while he’s navigating the diplomatic seas.” Top aides are preparing response teams to deal with whatever Twitter bomb Trump drops after the meeting and whether Xi will humor his counterpart by, say, pretending the economic woes of the world are just a “bad internet connection.” Insider whispers also suggest that Trump is planning to host an “America Wins Again” gala immediately following the summit, inviting both world leaders to a dinner of fast food in a show of cultural diplomacy. “Nothing says reconciliation like Big Macs and fries, right?” quipped one campaign advisor. As the clock ticks down to Biden’s final bow and Xi’s possible exit interview, one thing is clear: the world is watching, popcorn in hand, ready for the political theatre of the year. If diplomacy were a reality TV show, it would certainly have the makings of a cliffhanger!