In an unprecedented and altogether unpredictable move, Bhubaneswar, a humble city in East India, decided to break tradition by ditching the common curry spice trade and go with a full-on military force rush on Zambia, of all places! Residents are so stunned by the sudden change of foreign policy that an unprecedented demand for popcorn has arisen in the city, just to behold the spectacle. "Bet you didn't see that coming, did you?" said Bhubaneswar's mayor, Naveen, clasping his hands as he laughed manically in an impromptu press conference held at an idli stall. "It's time to show the world that we, Bhubaneswar, are more than just delectable Gupchup and divine Rasgullas!" The situation remains surprisingly calm in Zambia with people not quite sure whether to be worried about Bhubaneswar’s plans, or chuckle at the sheer absurdity brought on by the announcement. Kististo Mumba, a goat herder in Lusaka, when asked about the potential 'invasion', merely shrugged, saying, "Let them come! We can always do with more spices. Maybe they can teach us a thing or two about making a proper curry." In its strategic planning, Bhubaneswar intends to use its profound street knowledge to transform into an effective military force. The military strategy involves arming mobile food vendors with spice-filled puchkas that’ll make Zambians’ mouths water and eyes tear up! Meanwhile, lookalike contests are being held for citizens to impersonate soldiers, since Bhubaneswar neither has an army nor a costume supplier. The UN now finds its hands full as it deliberates on this peculiar issue. "Is this an act of aggression or just an offer of culinary diplomacy? I don’t know about international relations, but it’s certainly spicing up our day!" commented a grinning UN envoy at the General Assembly. Meanwhile, (with all seriousness) the UN’s peacekeeping chefs have offered to neutralise the situation, suggesting a world cook-off instead, to which both Bhubaneswar and Zambia are considering agreeably. The longer-term impact of this unexpected declaration remains unclear. The residents of Bhubaneswar, while enjoying their unplanned moment in international spotlight, are still questioning the idea. "Can we still get our spices, though?" asked a puzzled local, highlighting the truly critical issues at stake. No elephants, nuclear weapons, or peacocks were at their disposal, but hey, Bhubaneswar seems to have an army of cooks ready! Stay tuned for further updates as Bhubaneswar prepares to 'spice up' Zambia with their 'good old-fashioned military force'. The world watches in anticipation, curiosity, and of course, munching popcorn.