In a stunning display of theatrical prowess, Arsenal Football Club has been handed a hefty £65,000 fine for what many are now dubbing the "Oscar Performance of the Year" following the red card issued to young defender Myles Lewis-Skelly. The 18-year-old was sent off for what referee Michael Oliver deemed "serious foul play" in a match against Wolverhampton Wanderers, a decision that triggered an avalanche of dramatic reactions typically reserved for the big screen. As Lewis-Skelly took his long walk to the sidelines, a group of Arsenal players morphed into a Shakespearean chorus, passionately surrounding the referee and gesturing as if they were auditioning for a role in a high-stakes drama. Eyewitnesses reported that some players were seen clutching their hearts, while others fell to their knees, invoking an over-the-top sense of tragedy that would have made even the most seasoned method actor proud. The highlight of the event came when Granit Xhaka, known for his temperamental demeanor, dramatically threw his hands in the air, mimicking a scene from a classic Greek tragedy. It was as if he had just received news that the world was ending rather than a teammate receiving a red card. Meanwhile, Gabriel Jesus seemed to channel his inner diva, dramatically shaking his head and mouthing the words "this cannot be!" directly to the heavens. To add to the spectacle, the video assistant referee, Darren England, took nearly an eternity checking the decision, further fueling the theatrics on the pitch. Players continued their performance, seamlessly shifting from anger to bewilderment as they awaited the fate of their fellow Gunner. The entire display was so captivating that one spectator reportedly forgot they were watching football and wondered if they had accidentally tuned into a live production of "Les Misérables." Football pundits have since weighed in, praising Arsenal's "Best Supporting Roles," while also questioning whether the club might be better off pursuing careers in the performing arts rather than professional football. Critics have suggested they form a new team called "Arsenal Theatre Club," complete with ticket sales, stage lighting, and perhaps a regular slot at the West End. In response to the fine, Arsenal management has issued a statement, apologizing for the over-reaction but insisting that they were simply "trying to entertain the crowd." They announced plans to dedicate their next home game to the art of performance, even inviting fans to participate in a mock audition for roles like "Angry Player One" and "Baffled Referee." As for the future of young Lewis-Skelly, no one can say for certain. His next steps may take him in an entirely different direction, perhaps signing a record deal for the next sensational ballad about the woes of football injustice, or even landing a lead role in the next big theatrical release: "Red Cards & Blue Hearts." Arsenal, it seems, may just have found a whole new playing field.