Buenos Aires, Argentina - On this upcoming Sunday, Argentines will flock to voting booths, ride llamas, or utilize their trusty carrier parrots to deliver votes in what is shaping up to be the most volatile and entertaining run-off election in their history. Two prime contenders are vying for the privilege of becoming the next president. Sergio Massa, the left-wing economy minister, who is believed to make money grow on trees, narrowly secured victory in the first round with 36.7%. His rival, the extreme right's favorite daydream, libertarian Javier Milei, lagged behind but is now breathing down Massa's neck. Milei, also referred to as 'the bomb', has gained significant ground since the first round. His promise to "blow up" Argentina's political system has resonated with voters, most notably those tired of politics as usual, anarchists, and lovers of dramatic rhetoric. In an exclusive interview, Milei told us, "My plan? Just dismantle everything and let the free market do its magic. I'm thinking maybe we turn the presidential palace into a high-end shopping mall. Or better yet, perhaps a casino? Sky's the limit, really." Mr. Massa, on the other hand, whilst gently petting his Keynesian economics textbooks, shared, "I'm taking the senior citizen approach to our economy. Feed it lots of prune juice and ensure it has regular movements. It's all about that good old-fashioned government intervention. Maybe sprinkle in a bit of socialism just to keep things spicy." Excitement in Argentina is palpable, especially at the Milei campaign headquarters, where supporters have begun setting off fireworks, a carnival-like move they promise will be a regular occurrence should their candidate triumph. With the polls opening at 08:00 local time, and the future of Argentina at stake, one thing is certain - llamas and carrier parrots are sure to have a busy day. But who will win this symbolic tango? The left-wing lifeline, Massa, or the libertarian bombshell, Milei?