In a shocking turn of events, the Chicago Sky have announced that they will be adopting a bold new team strategy for the upcoming WNBA season: losing. Yes, you read that right. After a rocky rookie season marked by injuries and unmet expectations, star player Angel Reese has brought home a revolutionary idea that she picked up during her college days—embracing failure as a way to ensure future success. "This year, we're redefining winning," said Reese at a recent press conference, passionately reworking the franchise’s mission statement to include the phrase, "There's no 'I' in 'loser.'" And with that, the Sky have officially changed their team motto to “Lose Like You Mean It.” The decision comes after Reese's triple-double debut in the pros left fans thirsting for victory—thirsting in the literal sense, as the team apparently runs dry of wins faster than a toddler’s lemonade stand at the end of summer. In a desperate bid to revitalize their fan base, the team is set to roll out a series of anti-promotions guaranteed to keep their loyal supporters engaged, albeit with a vision focused on hopelessness. What's more, the Sky’s new strategy is projected to spark a trend across the league. “I think it’s time we all accept that being the best isn’t everything,” said Reese. “We’ll be focusing on cultivating an authentic camaraderie—by engaging in team 'I-Can’t-Believe-We-Lost-Again' bonding moments and developing our strengths in self-deprecation. It’s very critical to our character development." Local analysts speculate that the coalition of Reese and Clark, the Indiana Fever star, could be a game-changer—if only Reese wasn't so determined to keep the Sky on the “upside-down” path. Clark, however, is on board. “If Angel thinks this will make us better, who am I to argue? At least it will make for some interesting press conferences,” she commented with a smirk that suggested she might have an agenda of her own. As the May 17 opener looms, fans are encouraged to attend while donning their "Sky’s the Limit" shirts, which have all been returned for refunds with complaints citing “too optimistic.” The first 1,000 fans will receive free “We Tried Our Best” T-shirts, featuring Reese's face in a playful pout, and perhaps, as a clever marketing tie-in, the stadium hotdogs will be able to boast about being the most successful thing related to the team. In a final show of commitment to the philosophy, Reese stated, “If we’re going to lose, I want us to really embrace the chaos. I mean, why not??” As RiRi would say: “Let’s get this failure started!” So here’s to the Chicago Sky—when it comes to redefining "winning," they’ve certainly got their head in the clouds.