In a stunning twist of fate, Morocco has landed the enviable hosting duties for the 2025 Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), and just in time to watch the temperature rise both on and off the field! The host nation will take the stage alongside Mali, Zambia, and Comoros, leading to speculations about how long the Comoros players can withstand the Moroccan sun before they start questioning their life choices. The draw, an event dripping with suspense and excitement, unfolded at the opulent Mohammed V National Theatre in Rabat. Sporting a dazzling array of lights, it was as if the draw itself were a theatrical production—complete with plot twists and dramatic pauses. The audience, eager and curious, collectively gasped when they heard Comoros and Zambia would be sharing the same sweltering summer sunshine that Morocco is famous for. "Nothing says 'team bonding' quite like a group of footballers from an island nation sunbathing next to desert-dwelling hosts," commented a local football analyst, while adjusting his sunglasses. Players from Comoros are reportedly stocking up on sunblock and floppy hats as the reality sinks in that their preparation for AFCON may also involve learning how to avoid heat stroke. Morocco, who proudly finished fourth at the 2022 World Cup, is excited to showcase their prowess on the continental stage. "We’re eager to show everyone what Moroccan hospitality looks like, especially at 45 degrees Celsius!" said a spokesperson for the Moroccan Football Federation, who then handed out bottles of water to the nearby media. On the other hand, much to everyone's amusement, the reigning AFCON champions Senegal will face a rather challenging group that includes last year’s semi-finalists DR Congo and what can only be described as the land of eternal optimism. Football fans are buzzing with anticipation about how this unfairly stacked group might unfold, with predictions ranging from Senegal’s decisive wins to DR Congo giving Senegal a run for their money because, hey, at least they can handle the heat. As the draw concluded and the Moroccan band started playing traditional tunes, the nation kicked off an unofficial start to the tournament by serving hot mint tea and pastries to everyone in attendance, further driving home the point that they are ready to welcome their guests—though they might also slip in a few thermal blankets as gifts in case visitors get too chilly during night games. With two years to go, the equation is simple: warm hosts, potentially confused guests, and a rollercoaster of excitement guaranteed. If Comoros is hoping to leave a lasting impression, they might want to invest in more than just sunblock but also in some quality shade and perhaps a backup plan involving portable fans and iced beverages as they prepare for their unforgettable journey to Morocco in 2025.