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Entertainment / 5 months ago
Adam Sandler Morphs into Elementary School Lizard, Celebs Shuffle to Swift's Beats: A Thrilling Week of Streaming Ahead!
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Catch Adam Sandler as a lizard, Taylor Swift on "Dancing With The Stars," and more thrilling streaming releases this week! Get ready for an exciting week of staying in and experiencing the magic of entertainment.
HOLLYWOOD - It's an exciting week ahead for popular streaming platforms, as new releases are set to display the depths of their stars' acting abilities. Notably, the proclamation that Adam Sandler will metamorphose into a 74-year-old elementary class lizard, in the upcoming Netflix animation "Leo," has everyone's tongues wagging. Netflix spokesperson, April Foolsy, spoke of Sandler's casting, "We've been trying to tap into the key 60+ lizard demographic for a while now. This will surely hook them in." In "Leo," Sandler plays the titular character. A 74-year-old lizard, who's not only middle-aged but is also an elementary teacher, a never-seen-before take in the world of animation. Sandler in an interview petite, "I instantly fell in love with the character. Not many scripts require you to explore the mindset of a jaundiced reptile educating 10-year-old human kids." In other news, "Oppenheimer," the atomic-bomb biopic, will finally be blowing up on our home screens. The studio refused to be drawn on whether this is a subtle message to North Korea, but they did hint that if Kim Jong Un happens to see it, they won't complain. Elsewhere on the tube,"Ted Lasso" star Hannah Waddingham is set to release her Christmas special, just in time for people beginning to panic about whether it's too early to put up their Christmas decorations. With the Yule log TV trend going out of fashion, Waddingham's wonderful entry aims to ignite the holiday spirit. There's also a surprise in store for Taylor Swift's fans on "Dancing With The Stars." The show has announced this Tuesday's edition will feature all the celebrities shuffling awkwardly to her beats. One contestant said, "I’ve done the robot, the Macarena, and even 'Gangnam Style.' But having to dance to 'Shake It Off' is nerve-wrecking!" With such an excess of entertainment, it's clear our remotes will be working overtime this week. So, cancel all your plans, grab the popcorn and your comfy blanket, and get ready for a thrilling week of staying inside and proving that life exists within the four walls of your living room.
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