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Technology / a year ago
SpaceX Rocket Aiming for Saudi Gender Equality with Historic All-in-One "Ladies' Night" Launch to ISS on Sunday
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SpaceX's historic "Ladies' Night" rocket launch on Sunday aims to break gender barriers, empower female astronauts, and put the "party" back in "outer space" with an all-female crew, anti-gravity pole dancing, and an empowering playlist of female artists.
In a significant boost toward gender equality and an increased role for women in space exploration, SpaceX is set to launch an all-in-one "Ladies' Night" rocket on Sunday- a one-night space extravaganza that will supposedly put the "party" back in "outer space." The groundbreaking "Ladies' Night" event, a collaboration between SpaceX, Axiom Space, and Saudi Arabia, will feature an all-female crew and mark a historic moment for Saudi women. "It's the first time we could feel like Jennifer Garner in Alias or Sandra Bullock in Gravity. That's pretty rad," says aboard engineer Fatima Abdullah, displaying her excitement for the mission. The Ax-2 mission will undoubtedly generate notable milestones in the space industry, such as the first-ever intergalactic pedicure and the first anti-gravity pole dancing class. In between scheduled science experiments and maintenance tasks, the female crew members will engage in space-themed self-care activities and cosmic "girl talk." "Our goal with this mission is not just to advance research and promote diversity, but also to encourage a sense of camaraderie and female empowerment among the crew," says Axiom Space President Michael Suffredini. "We'll show that women can not only command spacecraft but can also pop champagne bottles in microgravity." The venture's commitment to women even extends to its galactic playlist, which will feature an exclusively female artist lineup. "We'll be floating around to a mix of empowering jams from Beyoncé, Billie Eilish, and Taylor Swift," says pilot Jane Thompson, who is hopeful for a much-needed dance party in zero-gravity. Though the "Ladies' Night" mission is advertised as an empowering adventure for the all-female crew, some have expressed concerns about potential "noisy neighbors" at the International Space Station. "I don't want to be that guy, but last time we had Earth visitors, they played 'Sweet Caroline' on loop," says ISS astronaut Dmitry Ivanov. Despite the potential issues, Axiom Space remains optimistic about their upcoming star-studded soirée. CEO Michael Suffredini explains, "Female astronauts face numerous challenges in balancing their professional and personal lives. If a 'Ladies' Night' aboard the ISS can help them let loose and have a bit of fun while still being functional, then space really is the final female frontier." Regardless of the criticism, the pioneering "Ladies' Night" mission aims to break stereotypes and gender-based barriers in the realm of space exploration, while still embracing Earth traditions such as claiming free cocktails during happy hour. As the "Ladies' Night" launch countdown nears its final moments, it is a mission set to shatter the glass ceiling – and possibly even a few wine glasses – in space, proving the sky is no longer the limit for rising female astronauts.
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